He came into our lives with a backpack full of beats and dreams. It seems just yesterday we witnessed his chaining into the Roc Familia. We were rooting for Kanye, we were all rooting for him — But, how are we supposed to hold him down when he keeps blindsiding us with random acts of crazy? How?!

I think it’s time we accept that our relationship with Yeezus is a complicated one.  I’m not saying the “Louis Vuitton Don” is completely incapable of controlling his impulses, I’m just saying I can think of 15 things infinitely more probable:

15. Donald Trump winning the black vote

14.”I Can Love You” remake with Lil’ Kim and Nicki Minaj

13. Slide-proof DM’s

12. An Ayesha Curry #SlutWalk

11. Oprah not being practically perfect in every way

10. Angela Bassett aging

9. Kevin Hart getting tired

8. Gabrielle Union being ‘out-snarked’ by anyone…ever

7. Kirk Franklin NOT curating his songs.

6. A millennial with a landline…and a rotary phone

5. A ‘Dab-less’ touchdown by Cam Newton

4. A discernable Jaden Smith tweet

3. A shade-free episode of #RHOA

2. Ben Carson as president

1. Stacey Dash winning an NAACP Image Award

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