Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day is near and you don’t have a boo. Getting through the most heart-eyed emoji day of the year by yourself can be rough whether it’s your first time going solo or the eleventeenth. There are plenty of ways to disconnect from all the lovey doveyness happening around you and maybe a few of these options could help you laugh through it all.
1. When you make plans in advance for the day you’re about to have
2. When you realize who the one true bae in your life is
But im gonna spend valentines day with my true love… FOOD😍😍
— Elena (@elenammcadams) February 11, 2016
3. When you need a way to drown your sorrows
valentine’s day
lentine’s day
ntine’s day
e’s day
ay
ayyyyy vodka— College Is My Life (@TheColIegeLife) February 9, 2016
4. When you don’t even want to risk scrolling into your feelings
Valentine’s Day from 12:00AM until 11:59PM my phone will be on
“Do Not Disturb” 📵🙅🏽😏😏— ひ Sᴍɪᴛᴛᴇᴇ ひ (@Smitteee__) February 9, 2016
5. When you turn a sad situation into a lituation
Im really tryna throw a party on Valentines day, for all my single people out there 😉😂
— Kevin$ito (@kevinsit00) February 4, 2016
6. When you disregard the day in itself and instead make it about something you could truly enjoy
instead of Valentine’s Day we should just have a second Thanksgiving
— Sarcasm (@OneMoreJoke) February 8, 2016
7. When you let everyone know that you aren’t here for Valentines Day because in your world, it does not exist
If Winter is canceled then so is Valentine’s Day… Hey I don’t make the rules.
— Joe Budden (@JoeBudden) February 8, 2016
8. When you take yourself on a date since no one bothered to ask you out
My Valentine’s Day plans: pic.twitter.com/dP5iwNdqw3
— Elite Daily (@EliteDaily) February 8, 2016
9. When you’re honest about how you really feel
“Will you be getting some dick for Valentine’s Day?”
Me: pic.twitter.com/FSVhtsBIoS“
— BISCUIT GAWD (@iheart_Ari) February 8, 2016
10. When instead of giving to someone else, you treat yourself to a gift that says “no one can love me, like I love me”
Valentine’s Day this weekend, still haven’t bought myself a present yet
— cherophobia (@dxyle) February 8, 2016
11. When you light one up and forget the feelings
Me on Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/71dxyMJL7X
— Stoner World™ (@TheStonerWorld) February 8, 2016
12. When you remix a song and dance the emotions away
13. When you find humor in the situation and laugh away the pain
‘Who’s your Valentine?’ https://t.co/iSsvRci0kf
— Ben Brown (@Benoo_Brown) February 7, 2016
14. When you binge on hilarious videos of other folks taking on Single Awareness Day
When you don’t have a Valentine pic.twitter.com/H6WkT0fchy
— FunnyPicsDepot (@FunnyPicsDepot) February 10, 2016
Valentine’s day will go sooner than it came. Whether you spend it alone, with friends, a side piece, or significant other, spend it how you want. Have a Happy Valentine’s Day!
