This post needs no introduction. The signs of a black church are unmistakable. No matter your background or denomination, we all have experienced similar services when it comes to a predominantly black congregation. The truth is evident on Twitter as everyone touched and agreed about life #GrowingUpInaBlackChurch.
Church hats can be utterly disrespectful and will determine your seat selection.
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch When you can't see what's going on cuz you're stuck sitting behind this lady pic.twitter.com/ftUhdLNbTa
— Almond Brown (@HollaBlackGirl) July 4, 2016
You’ve used one of these (or the MLK one) when the sanctuary got overheated.
Your local funeral home always advertised on the back of the fan #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/D894oU0YyJ
— Any Many Mini Moe (@_Gambina) July 4, 2016
The music stays LIT.
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch "melodies from heaven,……Rain down on me" pic.twitter.com/Xj07GXRSSx
— [:•-•:] (@DubOnDaBeatz) July 4, 2016
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch When a song gets the whole church crunk.. https://t.co/EDeK4t9MRB
— TAC 4 (@TACIVbeats) July 4, 2016
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch
Every choir be startin like this 😂@NOTKarltonBanks pic.twitter.com/6mBZ4TJNPN— DAIJON (@6foot_three) July 4, 2016
Until the mic falls into the wrong hands.
When Sis. Shirley hits a note out of her range… #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/nylBW4GNWw
— Any Many Mini Moe (@_Gambina) July 4, 2016
Praying you don’t fall victim to crowd participation.
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch "Sooooo, can one of the youth pray to start us off/close us out/bless this meal?" pic.twitter.com/IUaDcAGhSw
— Asha Kay B (@AshaKayB) July 4, 2016
Take your time baby, take your time.
that one baby who has stage fright and never gets through his easter speech #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/CHELv8k5LM
— marcussimmonscc (@marcussimmonscc) July 4, 2016
Because the neighbor system almost always sets you up for failure.
When you turn to your neighbor but they've already turned to someone else #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/fNhwF6YHOf
— Christina Marie (@QUEEN_XTINA) July 4, 2016
Hug 3 people before you sit down #growingupinablackchurch pic.twitter.com/J6kXNFGS0j
— tay (@taylordyese) July 4, 2016
And act up if you want to.
I really wish I knew who to credit for this, I been laughing at it for literally years. #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/yihMr9xw0I
— Mila✨ (@milas_universe) July 4, 2016
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch Laughing with the other kids during the sermon and your mom look at you like pic.twitter.com/4bpb1rYx1R
— Amber Gabrielle (@OhSheWentGlobal) July 4, 2016
Some sermons just hit too close to home.
When The Pastor Says Something About Disobedient Children, Your Mama Look At You Like This #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/HeQPqg5zlW
— Ashlye ✨ (@_ashloo) July 4, 2016
The look your mom gives when the pastor talks about drinking and smoking weed #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/ADBO7FyEPL
— EveryGirlsBf (@TheUnatractiveP) July 4, 2016
Especially when you went out the night before.
How you walk in church when you know you was out all night doing wrong. #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/5Im5wWmB4l
— GirlTyler (@sheistyler) July 4, 2016
PK life.
The preachers kids the most turnt but sit in service like this every Sunday #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/ts6pHdNcnB
— The Real Daquan. (@PatrickPaigeII) July 4, 2016
I pity the fool who thinks they’re getting out of church on time.
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch
When the pastor says he's almost done & you hear someone yell "Take your time pastor" pic.twitter.com/uLyb7EGoY4— Just Erica❤ (@StompOnYoTweets) July 4, 2016
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch "now I'm not gone hold y'all too long " pic.twitter.com/QhRa24o98r
— Kori (@KSpen_96) July 3, 2016
Lunch always seems like an eternity away.
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch when everybody be like,"Preach pastor!" But you skipped breakfast and now you regret it pic.twitter.com/CJ1wRBY0lj
— Pootie Tang (@xJNGxx) July 4, 2016
When you realize you came on the Sunday that they’re serving lunch in the socal hall.
When you're hungry and the church ladies say there will be chicken, yams and greens after #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/YQNFAcwvM3
— academic shawty (@_skylarkendal) July 4, 2016
Shout out to the population who survived church whippings.
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch when you an your friends talking and you get in trouble and your mom drag you to the back pic.twitter.com/wFpNhUl55T
— dom (@_domoo32) July 4, 2016
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch When your mom whoops you in the bathroom and then you back in the sanctuary traumatized pic.twitter.com/Srgv163rrJ
— Rev. Melech Thomas (@RevMelech) July 4, 2016
The reward for good behavior.
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch grandma used these as a form of currency to the young ones. pic.twitter.com/8VLLkOxpUw
— The Blerdist (@markusvondoom) July 4, 2016
Good lucking trying to get out of Watchnight Service.
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch
When I see people going out and having fun on New Year's Eve and you in church confused af pic.twitter.com/96fR6H0IHz— holly❄️ (@KanuHolly) July 4, 2016
Black church ushers hold their duty to a high regard.
How the Usher looks at you when you try to come in the sanctuary during prayer #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/GwyXBsoT7f
— Kenya Hunter (@IAmKenyaGrace) July 4, 2016
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch How Ushers lead sumbody back to they seat after they done shoutin pic.twitter.com/hb37DJCALz
— C.H.E.B.B.A (@THETRUEDEZmond) July 4, 2016
No matter what goes down, just go with the flow.
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch watching ppl pass out from catching the holy ghost, or hearing ppl speaking in tongues pic.twitter.com/HVBqglkgAR
— ynitsirkram. (@littl3oddling) July 3, 2016
When the whole congregation starts to catch the spirit #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/I6McRt218b
— Just Erica❤ (@StompOnYoTweets) July 4, 2016
#Growingupinablackchurch when the lady next to you catches the Holy spirit and starts yelling and jumping around pic.twitter.com/yClIorkltQ
— Timothy (@Cotton1998T) July 3, 2016
But, don’t expect to leave the same way you came.
Me: I'm not gone get emotional today
Choir: Never would have made it. Without you..
Me: #GrowingUpInABlackChurch pic.twitter.com/CLQhjl52dN— Phoenix✨ (@Drebae_) July 4, 2016
The doors of the church are open.
#growingupinablackchurch when the pastor done with the sermon and it was so fire that ppl started cryin pic.twitter.com/4ob2QzaQFf
— A$AP MAL1K (@ASVPSaucestin) July 4, 2016
#GrowingUpInABlackChurch When a hood dude comes to the altar to rededicate his life to God pic.twitter.com/StMKW1dLhJ
— ap. (@whtaprilsaid) July 3, 2016