Stacey Dash may have blown out the candles on her birthday cake and made a wish for relevance because that’s just what the conservative pundit received. After her comments on shutting down BET and other black programming in response to the #OscarsSoWhite outcry, the black community promptly sprung into action to remind her of the times when black media put her on their platforms.
Early to the birthday party was Roland S. Martin with these petty party favors:
So Stacey: Why have you done Black magazine photo spreads and interviews if you were right today? https://t.co/yoyuJ1acNT
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) January 20, 2016
Wait. Is that @REALStaceyDash on the cover of @GetJETmag with Damon Wayans promoting Mo’ Money? Wow. Black magazine. pic.twitter.com/RTgSUAtFhj
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) January 20, 2016
This is the ULTIMATE @REALStaceyDash magazine cover! A Black magazine called Pride. *mic dropped* #ByeFelicia pic.twitter.com/wBfrpuLqeO
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) January 20, 2016
Hey @REALStaceyDash! That was a pretty smooth cover shoot for the Black men’s magazine Smooth! #OscarsSoWhite pic.twitter.com/OIAnRA1bz5
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) January 20, 2016
Now @REALStaceyDash! I didn’t know you were on Smooth’s cover – twice! The brothers were feeling you, huh?! pic.twitter.com/kRdE7V0LZs
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) January 20, 2016
One more @REALStaceyDash. So no to Black History Month @naacpimageaward@BET, but yes to Black men’s mag King? Hmmmm pic.twitter.com/dokpzt3Pn9
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) January 20, 2016
And then the rest of Twitter joined in for her roast toast.
Dear White People: We are willing to trade Stacey Dash for Post Malone in this year’s Racial Draft.
— Bylo Ren (@ALEXVNDER_) January 20, 2016
The black delegation is willing to trade Stacey Dash and Raven Symone for Justin Timberlake
— Kami (@thyniggy) January 20, 2016
Stacey Dash middle name is Lauretta… Sorry ya’ll she black. Baby with Christopher Williams… She RnB black too Hahahahah
— Ebro Darden (@oldmanebro) January 20, 2016
Stacey Dash is about as lost as her acting career.
— ✈Mel Vega (@Gmel_Genuine) January 20, 2016
BET needs to air Kanye’s “All Falls Down” video & blur Stacey Dash’s face out.
— Charles J. Moore (@charles270) January 20, 2016
Stacey Dash also needs to know niche programming isn’t segregation either. Telemundo, WE, LOGO all niche but just get rid of BET? LMAO. Ok.
— Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod) January 20, 2016
You realize everyday that Stacey Dash DOESN’T say something to make Black people mad her Fox bosses are like, “What’re we paying you for?”
— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) January 20, 2016
Stacey dash tryna speak on what we should do as black people but she don’t even claim she black. She say dark white pic.twitter.com/TLMAGChNzV
— Phoenix (@Drebae_) January 20, 2016
dash incredible > stacey dash https://t.co/yfd6nP0cCO
— black girl problems (@blakgirlprobs) January 20, 2016
The only Dash we acknowledge. pic.twitter.com/TUyr6z3pcs
— Regular, Schmegular (@LesaMonroe) January 20, 2016
But the icing on the cake came from none other than Black Entertainment Television, beloveds.
Soooooo @REALStaceyDash can we get our check back… or nah? #Remember #YouWereOnTheGame #AndWeDontMeanTheRapper pic.twitter.com/2vWq03J0c9
— BET (@BET) January 20, 2016
We don’t know who sent for the receipts, but we’re guessing it wasn’t Debra Lee.
Aww dang. I loved you in “Clueless”. I had no idea that you actually were.
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So…how’s your hump day going?
