We survived Christmas with black families, but could you Keep Up With The Kollards? In case you missed it, The Kardashians & Associates are at it again. Earlier in the week, “rumors” leaked about Blac Chyna possibly dating Rob Kardashian. In case you need a quick tutorial: Blac Chyna is the ex-girlfriend/mother of a child she shares with Tyga, Tyga is now the boyfriend of Kylie Jenner, who is the half-sister of Rob Kardashian. Whew. And that was just Monday.
Yesterday, North and Saint West’s daddy (Kanye) went on a Twitter spree against Wiz Khalifa — the ex-husband of the former love of Kanye’s life, Amber Rose. Rose is BFFs with Blac Chyna and came to her bestie’s defense when former BFF Kim K had a falling out because Kim’s underage sister (Kylie) began dating Tyga.
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How interesting would Thanksgiving be if they were all there? When I say all I mean ALL. This includes the entire Kardashian/Jenner Klan and their boos. But that isn’t enough — here are a few more people that would make a good addition to the table.
Prince
The purple one will say nothing and bring nothing but a side of side eyes.
Ray J
Ray J will bring an early Christmas present; A “Throwback Thursday” clip from Kim’s budding acting career. He will also hop on the baby piano and recreate his “Money Team” days.
Ghostface Killah
Ghost will bring his spirited commentary, malt beverages, The RZA, The GZA and Inspectah Deck.
Paris Hilton
You always need someone to remind you of were you came from and Paris is just the person. She will be giggling by the piano with Ray J and brought a gold-encrusted green bean casserole.
Wendy Williams
We need the gossip oracle to document this moment in history all while dodging the wrath of Wu-Tang. Wendy is bringing meat and potatoes.
DMX
Who else is going to bless the food? Dark Man X is bringing his Bible and a pack of Newport 100’s.
50 Cent
Fiddy will surprise everyone and bring a spread of decadent bites that he made himself all inspired by his Pinterest page. Oh, you didn’t know 50 Cent an avid Pinner? He isn’t but he needs the food to distract everyone as he causes havoc and mayhem by instigating.
Rihanna
Life is better with Rih-Rih around but trust and believe she isn’t staying for long. She showed up 15 before grace, had some of 50’s three-cheese tortellini bake and left. She took her Rum punch and flying fish with her.
OJ Simpson
Some say this is Khloe’s real daddy. Due to a prior engagement, OJ won’t be able to show up but he will send his potato salad recipe.
