Mondays are pretty difficult all their own without a mind-bending conspiracy theory to add to the mix. Enter B.o.B, born Bobby Ray Simmons, Jr., who must have encountered some strange clouds recently because, he doesn’t believe the earth to be round.

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Photo: giphy

So, let’s break this down, shall we? Surprisingly, there are a considerable number of people who still believe that the earth is flat, and B.o.B has since matured enough to join their ranks.

Well, now is this maturation or marketing?

Oh. Whether or not his claims of censorship are true (or not), and this notion that the establishment is somehow keeping his YouTube views from increasing (Sir…), he’s been challenging the enemy one tweet at a time.

This struggle for relevance is no doubt real because how else is he going to get his music to the masses.

And let’s be clear, this is not a conspiracy. Bobby knows of what he speaks.

Receipts!

(Friendly reminder that the earth’s circumference is a whopping 24,901 miles, but back to this programming.)

And when people started to remind him about science, he was ready.

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Photo: playbuzz

And he continues with math and memes to prove his point.

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Photo: gifsoup

I guess once our careers hit a plateau, our perception of reality shifts along with it. Perhaps just keep making music and let nature take its course, beloved. Wish on a star, or an airplane since NASA hasn’t CGI’d the constellations into the sky yet, wherever you are.