If you don’t have Tidal, life is hard.
“I’m releasing my music on tidal” me: pic.twitter.com/KX5u5x8NpQ
— Ziwe (@Ziweeee) January 27, 2016
1. You hear the news that your favorite artist just dropped new music
2. And you think you’re about to listen to it
3. But then…
4. And your TL is already 🔥 with everyone talking about it
5. So you listen to the little 30 second preview they have on the site
6. But it’s really not enough
7. So you just wait for someone to upload it somewhere, and hope that you get there in time
8. And you pass the time trying to laugh to keep from crying
Wow love this new Rihanna song!!! https://t.co/iQlqf4gr3m
— Adam Davis (@amdhit) January 27, 2016
9. Even though inside you’re slowly dying
I want to listen to Rihanna but I don’t have tidal pic.twitter.com/yHvb8cDayn
— Ziwe (@Ziweeee) January 27, 2016
10. And then… the Internet comes through
11. But everyone’s already said everything you were going to say so all you can do is retweet
12. So you just dance by yourself
13. And contemplate whether your budget (and principles) can handle the adjustment
14. It can’t.
Stay strong non-Tidal members.
