Just like the Snickers’ ad says, we aren’t ourselves when we’re hungry. And a young, hungry tweeter must have been confused when she released her craving for a Chinese specialty early this morning.
I’m craving some crab raccoon right now. I wonder if any Chinese spots round here deliver
— NEW NEW (@AGRIcouture) January 24, 2016
I’m sure the young lady meant crab rangoon, the deliciously fried edibles at your local Asian buffet. Unfortunately, her food craving became Black Twitter’s ammo as the dozens ensued.
crab raccoon? seafood and roadkill…. well alright….
— The Areola Whisperer (@Aftashok) January 24, 2016
Crab Raccoon? pic.twitter.com/GqTNrwUDJU
— In Form Rooney (@G_Coppo) January 24, 2016
This some fusion shit? RT @AGRIcouture: I’m craving some crab raccoon right now. I wonder if any Chinese spots round here deliver
— Denzel Washedington (@AceWuzHere) January 24, 2016
The conversation swayed from mild bewilderment to full blown parody.
@kanYeBreast Crab Raccoon > Crab Rangoon pic.twitter.com/3hOutBabUt
— Tity 2 Jans (@StaceyHash_) January 24, 2016
@kidnoble I know a spot next to a Cat Clinic that may accommodate this request LOL
— Skip Bae-Less (@EclecticPeach) January 24, 2016
@Aftashok @dresssock cc: @crochetkingpin pic.twitter.com/lhqtbFf5Zc
— Jenny V (@JennyVSimile) January 24, 2016
@Aftashok @dresssock pic.twitter.com/pC0CKiOtYh
— Jenny V (@JennyVSimile) January 24, 2016
I was about to give my “this is why I don’t eat Chinese food from everywhere” rant. #CrabRaccoon
— Damita Jo (@kiaspeaks) January 24, 2016
But I’m confused. Do you eat it with old bay or hot sauce? 😂😂 RT @AngryBlkManDC: #CrabRaccoon pic.twitter.com/lDJFh18e5j
— Todd (@t0ddMF) January 24, 2016
While crab and raccoon are somewhat exotic delicacies, they’re probably best served separately.
