Twitter accounts and alleged sources have been trolling us all week, trying to make us think that a new Frank Ocean album is on the way.
Because it’s been almost four long years since Channel Orange was released and we’ve been hoping for new music for so long, let’s take a look at some things that might happen before we hear from Frank again.
1. Destiny’s Child goes on a reunion tour.
2. J. Cole goes platinum with a feature.
3. Drake and Rihanna get married.
4. Ariana Grande loses her ponytail.
5. Nicki and Meek break up.
6. Obama completes his third term as president.
7. Taylor Swift stops acting surprised at award shows.
8. Blue Ivy releases her debut, self-titled album.
9. Chance the Rapper is no longer an ‘indie’ artist.
10. Olivia Pope becomes the President of the United States on Scandal.
11. Jay-Z releases an album in response to Lemonade.
12. Iggy Azalea and Macklemore stop making music (or at least rap music).
13. Raven-Symoné says she’s been joking this whole time.
14. Kanye releases The College Dropout 2.
15. Birdman gets some “respeck” put on his name.
Needless to say, I’m thinking we might hear from Frank before any of these things happen. But at this rate…
