Desiigner dropped a song named after a Future album pic.twitter.com/kF3pSgllOw — 2DOPEBOYZ (@2DopeBoyz) March 17, 2016Photo: giphy Black Twitter took offense to this evident style-jacking of Nayvadius, and responded with #DesiignerSongs; discounted versions of Future hits. Hilarity ensued.
1. When the water is plentiful, but the bread is few.
#DesiignerSongs Assumed It Was A Famine— Tina and Jeff's Boy (@CoryTownes) March 17, 2016
2. The song that played when you listened to Kanye's The Life of Pablo.
#DesiignerSongs Thought It Was Future. — Six (@Sixfever) March 17, 2016
3. When your team misses the dance and has to settle for the complimentary tournament.
The NIT #desiignersongs— Jerry Bird (@BostonJerry) March 17, 2016
4. Bruce Lee's second cousin by marriage uses this as his dojo's theme song.
#DesiignerSongs Judo Kick — Tina and Jeff's Boy (@CoryTownes) March 17, 2016
5. When the word "purple" is already claimed and you reign over nothing.
#DesiignerAlbums Violet Precipitation— DJ MrKrabsademiks (@HeadphoneJones_) March 17, 2016
6. When commas are the least of your grammar woes
#DesiignerSongs Demolish Some Punctuation — DJ MrKrabsademiks (@HeadphoneJones_) March 17, 2016Photo: giphy
7. When you think you're the source of the power.
#DesiignerSongs I'm the Outlet— king (@trapkeezus) March 17, 2016
8. The song you play when you lack time management skills.
#DesiignerSongs Opposite Damn Time — FreeRetch (@JonnyFcknBlaze) March 16, 2016
9. When your mixtape drops but you've got an early bedtime.
#DesiignerSongs 65 Evenings— Tina and Jeff's Boy (@CoryTownes) March 17, 2016
10. Songs for the middle-aged man persevering through the mid-life crisis.
#DesiignerSongs The Asprin & Escorts joint — king (@trapkeezus) March 17, 2016
11. When you've already used "violet" and can only afford ones and fives at the strip club.
#DesiignerSongs Indigo Droplets— L'Engineer (@GPL_) March 16, 2016
12. The song when you wanna flex but only have a Payless budget.
#DesiignerSongs pic.twitter.com/pzpmAri8aw — matt (@MattHasTheMusic) March 17, 2016
13. The song playing on the wedding night of the 40-year-old virgin.
#DesiignerSongs Wealthy Intercourse— David D. (@DavidDTSS) March 17, 2016
14. When you're the only rapper in the American Horror Story series.
#DesiignerSongs Siamese Sisters — Apache James Kidd (@iHitModelsRaw) March 17, 2016