#BlackSalonProblems is trending and it's literally everything
May 26, 2016 at 10:03 am
Raise your hand if you've ever been victimized by your hair stylist.
When you schedule an 8 a.m. appointment &don't get out until 8 p.m. b/c your beautician has scheduled 3 other people too #blacksalonproblems— ShakariSBriggs (@ShakariSBriggs) May 25, 2016
We all know that sometimes they don't put the necessary respeck on our heads.
#BlackSalonProblems sitting there heated when you see people that came in after you leave before you pic.twitter.com/qjfNZaiOHj — Introverted Bama (@Sneaker1984) May 26, 2016
Or, our clothes.
Got us out here praying that the heat damage demons won't get to our curl pattern.
Watching your stylist flat iron the same section of hair 8,547 times #blacksalonproblems pic.twitter.com/o9ydy7oB8y — Brianna (@SwerveTrick) May 26, 2016
And that we'll be able to wear a hat all week without anybody knowing.
Sometimes they even have us ready to throw hands.
When she quotes you $35 then hits you w/ the $25 up charge cause your hair is "too thick" #blacksalonproblems pic.twitter.com/39oLoqNtqk — Itopia ♕ (@blvckbradshaw) May 26, 2016
Have you wondering if she's trying to kill you on the low.
#blacksalonproblems when she tilts your head to the side but she did it so rough you start catching an attitude😒— Ҝіɳԍ ℛℴЅℯ❤️ (@lovewitharose) May 25, 2016
Got you like "HOW SWAY?! HOW?!"
When you think you got one more braid left but she part that joint into like ten more sections #blacksalonproblems pic.twitter.com/muX277zis5 — Black (@melaninist) May 26, 2016
And hoping that your edges will survive
The tragedy of having to tag along as a child should've been enough to warn us.
#blacksalonproblems When your mom tells you it'll just be a second but you bring your whole book bag because you gone do ALL your homework
— Father Of Draggins (@rodimusprime) May 26, 2016
How many hours of our lives have been wasted due to these shenanigans?
Forget hours, let's talk about YEARS.
#blacksalonproblems when your appointment was at 10 am but there's still 3 heads in front of you at 12 noon pic.twitter.com/q39yI1ifX5 — Can You? (@LoyalLamb85) May 26, 2016
We all know that going under the dryer is close to being in a circle of hell.
Never forget rule #1 in The Black Girls' Guide to Getting Your Hair Did--never go to the salon without your bonnet.
When u didn't bring enough packs of hair for ur braids so u go to the beauty supply store like #blacksalonproblems pic.twitter.com/9ee4Uds0VJ — Zo(Leo) (@Zoleeofficial) May 26, 2016
And the rule from the new edition for millennials-- never go to the salon without your charger.
That subtle head turn will save you from embarrassment every time.
#blacksalonproblems When a man walks into the salon and you're just sitting there like pic.twitter.com/Af9fb46nhA — Posh Spice (@AsToldByIjeoma) May 26, 2016