First of all, Twitter is hilarious AF. That much we've established. The latest posts to keep us rolling were "first of all" tweets. If you missed it or don't know what we're talking about, don't worry. We've compiled a list of some of the funniest ones. Sit back and start your week off with a laugh.
"I see that print in them grey sweats"
First of all, that's my gun. Second of all I came here to rob you.
— Tempa (RIP Depz) (@QuickTempa) October 14, 2017
"Previously on-"
First of all, I've been watching for ten straight hours
— zannah (@notjustblondee) October 16, 2017
"you suck at texting"
first of all i don't even wanna talk to you
— giorgia is unfazed (@itsgiorgiarose) October 15, 2017
“I love the way your eyes water when u suck my dick”
First of all I’m depressed
— miss keisha???? (@lilnig666) October 13, 2017
"why you cockblockin me talking to your friend?"
first of all, she told me to
— mj (@chillmj_) October 14, 2017
“I drink water all the time why aint my skin getting better?” First of all change your pillowcase.
Its been 5 months.
— Insta: dapo.law (@dapolawanson) October 14, 2017
“I couldn’t wife a girl with a body count that’s more than 5”
First of all, you and your 6 siblings have different dads.
— Shadine (@Shadzmcmorris_) October 14, 2017
"My ass getting fatter"
First of all so is the rest of you
— Sean (@Sean_O100) October 15, 2017
Uber drivers: Where are we going?
"First of all, check the app."
— TJ (@The_Mentalyst) October 16, 2017
Niggas be thinking they hitting it good because I screamed …. first of all, there's a roach on your wall
— Liviaa (@itslivhoe) October 12, 2017
“Are you still watching"
First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough
— Netflix US (@netflix) October 15, 2017
Me @ Starbucks: can I have a medium coffee
Cashier: you mean grande?
Me: first of all, I’m from the hood
— ????JAY???? (@JAYVERSACE) October 15, 2017
"Go Deeper baby deeper"
First of all, I can't give what I don't have
— Casanova maraDOna???? (@OlaTheOG) October 16, 2017
"Bring a friend"
First of all, I'm not even coming
— donatella. (@sydneydonatella) October 16, 2017
“Can you cover my shift?”
First of all, I’m bouta quit.
— J E F E ® (@willis_cj) October 16, 2017
“i thought you said you was done with him”
first of all, that was 3 mins ago.. he’s a different person now
— johanny (@jcxx_k) October 16, 2017
“What percent you on?”
First of all this my charger.
— thot slayer (@thotlackin) October 16, 2017
“You’re like a brother to me”
First of all, I’m a Lannister
— Alagb€ ???? (@t0m_t0m) October 14, 2017
Even SZA had to join in on the fun, one time.
"The weekend is a side bitch anthem"
First of all. U ain't eem got no man
— SZA (@sza) October 16, 2017
What are some of your favorite "first of all tweets?" If we missed it, let us know in the comments below.
