Fertile Father Nick Cannon Cracks Jokes About Christmas Shopping For 12 Children

According to USA Today, Cannon has welcomed 11 children with six women since 2011 and has another one on the way. One can only assume that his Christmas shopping list must be extensive, as he almost has a complete basketball team on his hands. He recently shared that he’s already started grabbing gifts and has chosen to shop online instead of in stores.

The actor posted a minute-long funny video on TikTok titled “Nick Cannon’s Christmas Shopping” to share how his shopping experience is going so far.

“It’s almost the holidays. And thanks to me, the world now has 8 billion people,” the Wild ‘N Out host said at the beginning of the video.

@nickcannonNick Cannon’s Holiday Shopping 🎄♬ original sound – Nick Cannon

“But my job’s not done. It’s time to do some online Christmas shopping. And based off the baby-mama-to-kid ratio, we got a whole hell of a lot of gifts to buy. Let’s go!” he continued.

He shared that his “adorable and jovial offspring” already gave him a list, and he’s up to the task. What starts as a cheerful video quickly turns into a hilariously frustrated dad who realizes maybe he’s in over his head. Throughout the video, Cannon reveals some of the grand gift requests his children gave. The entire Lakers team and a dolphin were a couple of those gift ideas.

“I didn’t get none of this stuff when I was a kid,” the comedian said while looking up gifts. “You know what my daddy got me? A stick. Used to call me ‘Stick Cannon.'”

He gave well wishes to all this season, even though it may be time for Cannon to get a few more gigs to ensure everyone is a happy camper. He ended the video by asking how much he could make off one kidney.

“Happy holidays from my big ass family to yours,” he said. “Yeah, how much can I get for this kidney?”