Here are our #BlavityHotTakes, discussing memorable moments from this film:
1. I believe this is what we called “foreshadowing” in English Lit in high school.
2. It’s about to go down.
3. How will this woman fit in this suitcase?
4. #NeverForget Bey told us, “Of course sometimes s*** goes down when it’s a billion dollars on the elevator…”
5. How many more times must I be forced to admire her tattoo?
6. Who else do you know that can light a blunt so gracefully?
7. “Your wife in the back seat of my brand new foreign car…”
Welp. That’s a nice spin on that lyric. Because of course she wouldn’t be happily cruising along...
8. “I thought you said the deposit would hit yesterday. Hold on there’s a woman swinging from the ceiling in my face. Let me call you back…”
9. “...The approximate wait is 73 minutes to speak to the next representative. Please hold.”http://absolutelyandyy.tumblr.com/post/123053509326/your-estimated-pizza-delivery-time-is-one-hour-to
10. That time the new girl in your crew swore she could hold her liquor…
11. Rihanna just gave us the new definition of yacht party. Also, shoes!!
11a. Like whet? I want to join this pirate crew. What I gotta do?
12. When AT&T tells you you’ve crossed your data limit for the second time this month.
13. When your Tinder match is less than 2 miles away and you swiped right on accident...
14. #SquadGoals. The real definition of ride-or-die homies.
15. This kidnapping turned slumber party ‘bout to be LIT.
16. Oh, hello Mr. Officer... Nothing to see here =)
Note to self: When kidnapping someone, make sure you do some squats first.
17. #PlotTwist. The whole time you thought it was the Barbie doll girl gettin’ sliced.
18. Naw, it’s her husband, the accountant.
19. Only Riri could take down a cannibal.
20. Deciding on her weapon of choice…
21. Is there a weapon for Sallie Mae? Financial Aid office? My landlord?
22. It’s a wrap.
23. Guess she got her money back.
Should the trunk be cleaned out though?
24. Halloween 2015 ideas?
25. Hi-key ready to see another film like this. Rihanna needs to be casted ASAP.
26. BBHMM Part Two Coming To a Theater Near You October 2016.
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