By Dezimey kum
Laughter is a gift we all can enjoy during the holidays. Share these quotes at your next gathering or add them to your Christmas cards.
“There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien
“I never eat December snowflakes. I always wait until January.” – A Charlie Brown Christmas
“Now you listen to me, young lady. Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” – How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“I have my own holiday tradition. It’s like the 12 days of Christmas, but it’s one day with 12 bottles of wine.” – Schitt’s Creek
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” – Andy Borowitz
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.” – Bart Simpson
“This place reminds me of Santa’s workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” – Elf
“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar
“Christmas is awesome. First of all, you got to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything.” – The Office
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 6. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." – Shirley Temple