Black Twitter is an unstoppable force once all engines are go, and it doesn't take much to get things started. This time, we have the social media manager for the Yahoo Finance page to thank for the shenanigans. A simple typo sent the timeline into a frenzy. We all immediately got into formation upon the promise of a fleet of naval ships we could call our own. And then we let the torpedoes fly at will, sinking every battleship in sight.
Here are the best examples of Black Twitter excellence from our dedicated comrades during #NiggerNavy gate.
First things first, let us pledge allegiance in the only way that truly matters.
"please rise for the national anthem"
"cash money records taking over for tha '99 and tha 2000"#niggernavy pic.twitter.com/eGZvsGOnpw
— Hippobottomus (@brownlashon) January 6, 2017
An important insight on the necessity of teamwork.
When somebody falls overboard and everyone is looking at you because you're apart of the rescue team #NiggerNavy pic.twitter.com/YANHLV2t0F
— Richie Loco (@Richie_l0c0) January 6, 2017
Where is the lie?
If the #niggernavy ain't like Jay and UGK's "Big Pimpin" video that's a no for me dawg pic.twitter.com/WPDmq6Lbyg
— #LetMyPeopleGLO (@MichellCClark) January 6, 2017
Where is the lie? – part 2.
Black twitter remains unmatched ???????????? #NiggerNavy pic.twitter.com/urjCQ93EvG
— ???? (@melaninist) January 6, 2017
An excerpt for the coming documentary about bravery and the protection of America's most precious natural resource – Lemon Pepper.
Rare footage of a fighter jet takeoff #NiggerNavy pic.twitter.com/LO2BLUqIZ3
— Trav NEVER Chills (@SKTV_) January 6, 2017
A brief look into the rigorous training regimen that each cadet must go through before they are Navy ready.
#NiggerNavy basic training pic.twitter.com/ztMRnctRoa
— ???????? (@byefeIicia) January 6, 2017
A shout out fit for the honorable coalition of melanin all across the high seas. RIP Admiral Shawty Lo.
"Big Ups…. TO ALL MY SAIIILOOOOOORSSS!!!!!!!!" #NiggerNavy pic.twitter.com/Xi0Pakh8s7
— Real Boy (@PharaohSpacely) January 6, 2017
You can always count on the Navy to be smart about the way we use our resources. We ask the important questions.
Trump: Launch the missile!!#NiggerNavy : You got missile money?
— D. Clarke (@_ImHIGHoffLIFE_) January 6, 2017
A lesson in diplomacy, courtesy of the Navy. Hopefully the upcoming presidential administration is paying attention.
#niggernavy "They're sending me to Korea"
Black Moms: Well until I get Korea parents number you ain't going nowhere
— TL (@TLBC44) January 6, 2017
This cadet has read his manual – what to do when you spot an imposter aboard the ship.
When you spot Rachel Dolezal on the ship. #NiggerNavy pic.twitter.com/cDXaW5N2Vh
— OXTAIL GAWD (@ThatDudeMCFLY) January 6, 2017
Recreation is an important part of every naval officer's life. The Navy understands the role self care plays in all of our lives.
#NiggerNavy Don't this ship make my niggas wanna jump jump! pic.twitter.com/YDyuj15V2u
— Sharongagement (@Chimichamu) January 6, 2017
I hope you've enjoyed this look into the #NiggerNavy and consider enlisting, for the good of Black Twitter. And to all of the haters on the timeline plotting on our downfall, please remember: don't start none, won't be none. That is all.