He came into our lives with a backpack full of beats and dreams. It seems just yesterday we witnessed his chaining into the Roc Familia. We were rooting for Kanye, we were all rooting for him — But, how are we supposed to hold him down when he keeps blindsiding us with random acts of crazy? How?!

I think it’s time we accept that our relationship with Yeezus is a complicated one. I’m not saying the “Louis Vuitton Don” is completely incapable of controlling his impulses, I’m just saying I can think of 15 things infinitely more probable: