
Have you ever been the victim of a shade-throwing master? Has someone decimated your entire existence without you ever seeing what’s coming? Was the shade that was thrown so subtle that you were left speechless? My friend, it’s time for you to clap back. These are the commandments of the art of throwing shade. Learn them and you shall prosper.
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This article was co-written by Lauren Porter. Porter is a recent graduate of Syracuse University and enjoys a good New York City brunch with unlimited Mimosas and a good shade fest while Beyonce plays in the background – it’s a recipe for success.
1. Thou shalt give a good side-eye

2. Thou shalt learn how to read thy brother

3. Thou shalt remain calm and subtle at all times

4. Thou shalt up thy .GIF and meme game

5. Thou shalt always mind thy manners

6. Thou shalt always remember the Lord

7. Remember the fourth wall, keep it relevant.


8. Thou shalt always hold thy liquor

9. Thou shalt flip thy hair

10. Thou shalt keep a good tag-line in thy pocket

11. Thou shalt ask questions

12. Thou shalt learn and master the body language of shade

13. Thou shalt not throw shade unless thou can catch shade.

14. Honour thy shady Kings and Queens

15. Thou shalt never admit to thy transgressions

Now, children, go out in the world and be shady.

This article was co-written by Lauren Porter. Porter is a recent graduate of Syracuse University and enjoys a good New York City brunch with unlimited Mimosas and a good shade fest while Beyonce plays in the background – it’s a recipe for success.