“Yaaaaas!,” are the sounds that were heard across the world from members of Black Twitter and beyond last night as we all tuned in to watch “The Wiz Live!” A major highlight of the evening was the introduction to the dopest nightclub in Oz and possibly ever, Emerald City. At Club Em they vogue, shimmy, serve, slay and we want in. If you happen to go to the ladies’ room in this money-hued disco this is what you will find.
The “I know you are important about I am not sure why” Woman: She is there every week and everyone loves her. You aren’t sure what her job description is but you do know that if you aren’t fierce you gotta go.
The Trifecta: They are always picture ready. A gang of besties that roll together everywhere: the bar, the dance floor, the restroom, the stall. Only a foolish person would attempt to break up their selfie session for a dance. If that’s you, prepare for trouble three times over.
https://twitter.com/CoreyCG/status/672608127695642624
The Ratchet: Don’t stare, don’t speak, just keep it moving.
#twitpicyouremeraldcityoutfit pic.twitter.com/fY1FA0AUVq
— J.Nicole Ⓥ (@JNicoleBK) December 4, 2015
Buffy The Outfit Slayer: Her fashion is effortless, but she won’t tell you where she gets her clothes from. Nonetheless, she slays every week. She is nice about it so you really don’t hate her.
https://twitter.com/LadyOnTheMuna/status/672620457279881216
The OG: She’s been here since it was called Club Jade and will remind you any chance she gets, but don’t tell her she might be too grown for Em City. Just start giving her flyers for Sapphire.
https://twitter.com/iDoHaveTwitta/status/672617325850443777
The Newbie: When someone’s churchy cousin comes into town and doesn’t know what to wear. Be kind.
When u from every continent in Emerald City https://t.co/X5zoi9od0A
— probation era (@beyupdates_) December 4, 2015
“That One”: You know that one. The one that takes the theme night a little bit too far. This is her.
https://twitter.com/empoweredbottom/status/672618165097099264
