All you suckers for cornrows and manicured toes, listen up. As the summer season approaches, the Blavity team knows you’re ready to sip a cold beer and chomp down on some grilled meat and veggies. But before heading out to your Memorial Day cookouts, BBQs, family reunions, kickbacks, rooftop soirées or pool parties, you better not get caught doing any of these 13 things this cookout season.
1. Come empty-handed but expect to eat and drink everybody else’s contributions. Or not buy food and then complain about the food selection. Or not buy alcohol but then complain about the alcohol selection. If you don't bring something to eat or drink, at the very least bring some paper plates, napkins or ice — you can never have too much ice!
"Them ribs tender like I boiled em, ain't they???…I ain't boil them ribs!" pic.twitter.com/abBoic7niR
— Lord Luxenaire™ (@JayLuxenaire) May 3, 2015
5. Try to influence the DJ to play your homie's mixtape (bruh… this is a cookout, not a promo tour).
It’s all in fun folks. Get out on the dance floor and get all your grooves on.
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