Many Wouldn't Last Seconds As Beyoncé's Personal Assistant According To This Viral Twitter Game
It's harder than it looks.
A member of the Beyhive set Twitter on fire by creating a choose-your-own-adventure game revolving around being Beyoncé's personal assistant.
Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD pic.twitter.com/26ix05Hkhp— Green Chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019'
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The object of the game is to choose a proper solution to several hypothetical situations you might face as the singer’s assistant.
It sounds simple, but this writer only survived the first round.
I failed my queen. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/mvVnchLl6L— Atlanta Wintour (@ashleighlakieva) June 25, 2019'
The 19-year-old, Landon Rivera, came up with the challenge after seeing a similar thread. He hadn’t seen one focused on pop culture, so he decided to make one up.
“It’s pretty much divided off common logic and some Beyoncé trivia,” Rivera told Buzzfeed. “I know more than enough about Beyoncé, so I decided, why not make it about working with her?”
Rivera is currently working on another choose-your-own-adventure thread, and writers have approached him about creating a show. He insists the game is just for fun and shouldn’t be taken seriously since he purposely exaggerated Bey’s personality.
“I hope she would laugh and not be too offended,” Rivera said. “Especially since I kind of twisted her persona to be a cliché celebrity.”
The game has Twitter in shambles.
fuck your zodiac sign, at what stage did you get fired as Beyoncé’s assistant— BB21 PREMIERE TONIGHT (@AlainaAppaloosa) June 25, 2019'
no one:— . (@YonceVocals) June 24, 2019'
me trying not to get fired as Beyoncé’s assistant: pic.twitter.com/eD7S1gck7X
Me after getting fired from being Beyoncé’s assistant for the third time pic.twitter.com/ZU7Fm1IAbH— Minnie van Driver (@dollypartonswig) June 23, 2019'
Me: ignoring my actual job as an assistant so I can play a Twitter game where I pretend to be Beyoncé's assistant— Betches (@betchesluvthis) June 24, 2019'
Shout out to the Beyoncé’s assistant for a day creator for making me care about a job for the first time in half a decade— JasmineEllisComedy (@JasmineCEllis) June 24, 2019'
Do y’all think Beyoncé got fired as her personal assistant when she played the thread on her burner account?— neville powerbottom (@lilboy_leslie) June 24, 2019'
We hope Beyoncé will forgive us for being horrible assistants.
Beyoncé has not addressed the game publicly.