Twitter has been around for years, but somehow people find a way to keep innovating and pushing the conversation in groundbreaking ways.
There is no better example of this than a thread created by Green Chyna. This Twitter wizard created a thread that had the world trying and failing miserably to serve at Beyoncé's beck and call.
Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD pic.twitter.com/26ix05Hkhp
— Green Chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
no one:
me trying not to get fired as Beyoncé’s assistant: pic.twitter.com/eD7S1gck7X— . (@YonceVocals) June 24, 2019
that beyoncé assistant thread is what black mirror bandersnatch WISHED it was
— miski (@musegold) June 24, 2019
*adds Beyoncé’s Assistant to resume* pic.twitter.com/ezzjB6TObW
— susie carmichael ???? (@ariellevsxo) June 23, 2019
tfw you don’t get Beyoncé’s assistant fired pic.twitter.com/eJCkA5HCOr
— Catherine Gabel (@catherine_gabel) June 23, 2019
Black Twitter even catapulted someone into a job.
Black Twitter undefeated. https://t.co/PQbXecsPjb
— Just Call Me Yoshi (@TheePossibility) June 25, 2019
The week had two other superstar memes dominate the field, the Kawhi greet and the counting man.
When da baby see lil baby ???? pic.twitter.com/nUil31sfXc
— browniana (@glamup_gunzdown) June 24, 2019
*typing an essay on Windows 97*
Paper Clip: pic.twitter.com/6oaUoJeGxb
— Stelio Kontos (@MrSoupreme) June 24, 2019
*mentions product name casually IRL*
Facebook ad exactly one minute later:pic.twitter.com/7m7Fe86yG5
— Buss Down Thotty Giannis (@DrewBreez) June 25, 2019
My depression when I finally get alone at the end of the day: pic.twitter.com/yt92zrh5NU
— Puerto Rican Papoose (@MAXDTHEGAWD) June 25, 2019
Nobody:
Kendrick Lamar:
Quantum physics could never show you the world I was in
When I was 10, back when 9 ounces had got you 10
And 9 times out of 10, n*ggas don’t pay a(10)tion
And when there’s (10)sion in the air, 9’s come with ex(10)sions pic.twitter.com/L5xchir9FZ— Slim Bálor (@TheCreativeJC) June 24, 2019
“So I parallel double parked that mf sideways” pic.twitter.com/E2n9w0gRuo
— ????KingLite???? (@MrLiteOnDeccc) June 25, 2019
Erykah Badu : I….was going under water….with $3 and 6 dimes….yeah you may laugh…cause you did not do your math….
Me : pic.twitter.com/mgF3zQbL1g
— Donovan Reynolds (@realdonreynolds) June 25, 2019
Me trying to work out how I’m gonna pay my rent with ‘exposure’:
— Wakanda Dykes / Big Dad Energy / Yeehaw Gaygenda (@Laura_K_A) June 26, 2019
Twitter also took delight in the Democratic debates.
Kamala Harris: Biden your racist ass loves segregationists
Joe Biden: yo ass was a prosecutor locking up Black people
me: pic.twitter.com/n34zvwHbI8
— Dr. Manhattan ???? (@TheNewThinkerr) June 28, 2019
No one:
Not a single person in that room:
Kamala Harris to Joe Biden's campaign: pic.twitter.com/nTNQpTZFvq
— Jailain (@jailainhollon) June 28, 2019
When a couple arguing on your flight but you got the middle seat #DemDebate2
pic.twitter.com/B7y9DxNoqP— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) June 28, 2019
Kamala Harris: Joe Biden is a racist.
Joe Biden: Kamala is police.
Marianne Williamson: The fifth Harry Potter book is really the glue that holds the entire series together. Do you recall the part where #DemDebate
— William (@weelyumeebokway) June 28, 2019
Yo Son….Dis my new rabbit hole ???? https://t.co/ue8zMxcsoB
— Questlove De La Rose (@questlove) June 28, 2019
honestly just trying to go forward into the dystopia with this energy https://t.co/AbH3OIRBVi
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) June 28, 2019
The BET Awards had a couple of great moments and reminded us of how talented our favorite legends are.
.@lizzo showing the world what she's made of. She even pulled out Sasha Flute for a solo. Multi-talented artist. Rejoice with this performance. #TruthHurts at the #BETAwards
#BET
pic.twitter.com/HjvSVLExJy— Victor Legrá ????️???? (@VictorLegra) June 24, 2019
Marsai Martin is the new certified gif pic.twitter.com/w2lsBr6rnw
— Key (@Keonaaaa1) June 24, 2019
Who cousin is this ??? Come get him ???????????????? #BETAwards
#Blacktwitter
pic.twitter.com/1HdzkaJRR6— Yatta Montrell Osigwe , MPA (@ImYattaMontrell) June 24, 2019
Still the best Mary J. Blige meme.#BETAwardspic.twitter.com/eGl7TUYJcM
— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) June 24, 2019
Enjoy the weekend and safe travels!
@ the airport security guy who threw away my coco butter lotion & grape seed oil: pic.twitter.com/eXr8gmKMAN
— J O N A H. (@JusJonah) June 27, 2019
