Never underestimate the sheer brilliance of children. They have the ability to sneak attack you with their deviance in one moment and make you laugh out loud in the next because you never can anticipate what they'll do. Kids are more savage than we give them credit for and because they are young, they can easily use their naivety to their advantage. As babies turn to toddlers and toddlers into adolescents, it's important that we remember the cunning abilities of children and #staywoke to their ever present quest for domination.
1. Don't let the cute face fool you, kids always have a trick up their sleeve.
YouTube | a vine
2. Never underestimate the ability for a child to school you or drop some knowledge as a moment's notice.
He's 10 years old pic.twitter.com/BRqwcPwalN
— naomi (@_nyitna) April 8, 2016
3. Kids like to show just how smart they are and this baby boy had no qualms about letting Steve Harvey or anyone else know that he isn't nothing to play with.
Please Lord, let my child be like this. ???? I'm beyond proud of him and I don't even know him. https://t.co/dQpYArkuhF
— buttercup ???????? (@dopeitsg_) April 12, 2016
4. Love can also be disguised as a trick and baby girl here proves that she is the greatest love of all and no one will come before her.
How adorable is Lance Gross daughter! She was not having it!! pic.twitter.com/eOSL1k7gyR
— xoNecole (@xonecole) April 5, 2016
5. Children have no alliances, not even to their own peers or friends.
6. Not even the Lord can come between a child and their quest for sustenance and nourishment.
When the prayer too long and u hungry. pic.twitter.com/KnfzreKyqa
— Boots (@bootstongan) April 13, 2016
7. Children also have the gift of spontaneity. When those moments happen, there is little to stop them from the chaos that must ensue.
YouTube | Rany Cousar
8. And this kid seems to never waste a moment
9. One of the last things you should ever do is disturb a child in distress. In those moments, the true nature of the child is unleashed.
18) this kid is so stressed https://t.co/A7tiDK0pxM
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) April 12, 2016
What are some of the craziest things you've ever heard come out of the mouths of babes? Let us know in the comments.