Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé forced thousands to reconsider their TIDAL shade by releasing the video for “Feeling Myself.” The carefree-Black-girl anthem was masterfully personified and reminded stans, fans and bystanders to stay woke. Here are some #BlavityHotTakes from probably the hottest video of 2015. (“Bad Blood” What? Taylor Who?)

Watch the video in HD on TIDAL, and check it out at the bottom of this post.

1. This is a crossover video between “7/11” and “Anaconda,” right?
2. #squadgoals
3. About to be wearing a one-piece, fur  and knee socks every day.
4. Only Nicki can make department store activewear look amazing.
5. I’ve never seen a sports bra look so good.
6. Can I buy that Bulls swimsuit?
7. I haven’t been this excited about a Chicago Bulls jersey since Jordan.
8. Who knew turtleneck crop top sleeveless shirts were so important?
9. I wonder if Coachella paid them for this branding?
10. Where is Jay and Meek? Actually… who cares.

11. How much did this video cost to make?
12. Does that pool belong to Blue?
13. Never thought a kiddy pool could be so cool.
14. Mommy aspirations: I’m bout to swim in my kid’s kiddy pool in a fur while they’re napping.

15. What moisturizer do they use? I don’t see a trace of ash.
16. Where was my invite to this house party?
17. Did the people in the back of the house know they were shooting this video?
18. Who owns this house?
19. That was Vic Mensa right?
20. When was the last time Nicki wore a pink wig?

21. Proud to remember Beyonce back with her Destiny’s-Child-on-“Smart-Guy” days.
22. What’s in the cup Bey? Can I have a sip?
23. I imagine this is the true meaning of the word “fleek.”
24. Where are those burgers from? They look amazing.
25. I don’t like burgers but y’all make a girl want to convert.
26. Can I be a burger?

27. I’m gonna go stand in the middle of the street.
28. Beyoncé and I dance the same way when Nicki spits those extra fire bars in verse three.
29. “Let that hoe hoe” is the best gardening advice.
30. Karate Kid is bout to have to ask Nicki & Bey for rights to its own line.
31. I’m still not purchasing a Tidal subscription.
32. I’m so glad I re-purchased Tidal.
33. What flavor of Now-and-Later was that?
34. What was Bey going to do if that was Bubblicious gum?
35. Why Bey always on the back of some car? She truly doesn’t model self-passenger behavior. Click it or ticket, Bey.

36. Where can a girl find one of those swimsuits?
37. Beyoncé just flipped me off and I still want to just be in the same ZIP code as her.
38. FLAWLESS***
39. Do you girls have room for a third? I can be flawless, too.
40. Can you teach me how to be flawless? #kthanxbye
41. But where can I buy that fur tho? (faux of course)
42. Does Bey wear pants in her videos anymore? Are we facing a post-pants renaissance in fashion? I’m down. Clothing’s oppressive.
43. *nicki twerks* *faints*
44. I need to work on twerking closer to the ground.
45. Bucket hats never looked so good until Bey put one on.
46. Oh you make mustaches with your hair too? Glad I’m not the only one.
47. You can’t roll your “R”s Bey? Really? Who knew?

48. How do I get what you be earning Nicki?
49. Yes, he in love with the c(h)oco
50. Nicki mastering the flicka da wrist.
51. Nicki what were you cooking in that bowl? Is that icing?
52. Can I have some? Can you even “cook” icing?
53. This is what heaven feels like right?