When white people aren't calling the cops on us for sitting at a Starbucks, or for barbecuing or taking a nap at an elite university, the things they say can be amusing.
Black Twitter is always there to lighten a situation to keep black folks living in a system of white supremacy from losing their minds. Laughter is the best medicine.
Twitter user @AsiaAtItAgain asked folks what their favorite sayings/phrases they have heard white people use were. And, as usual, Black Twitter provided the hilarity.
what’s y’all favorite Caucasian phrase to use? Mine is calling people a “fucker bitch”
— YT: YoureWatchingAsia (@AsiaAtItAgain) June 10, 2018
People jumped on this like white on rice. Users bonded over the fact that most of the white people they've encountered refuse to say "excuse me."
Others pointed out how white folks use strange words like "malarkey" instead of using a curse word. Here are some of the best responses.
a white dude was on his phone at my job and he said “uhh, newsflash dipshit” and that’s been my new energy for the remainder of 2018. https://t.co/ZBrzfPXd6Q
— Marcus (@STOPFLEXIN) June 12, 2018
Mine is “Are you fucking kidding me!!.Dude!”????????????
— Lucious???? (@Luee_____) June 10, 2018
Nah I say suck my ass to people
— Koole (@m_koolaid) June 13, 2018
Wish it could be “excuse me” but they playin
— ALIZAY? (@AlizayAllan) June 10, 2018
They be like “mind if I cut in there pal”.
— lil Chunk (@itsjustaxel_) June 11, 2018
“You mind if I can just slide through there? Thanks bud.” ????
— Owen ???????????????? (@BlvckMisfit_) June 13, 2018
"Nigger" djjddj
— doll ???? (@bratzdull) June 10, 2018
“Well butter my backside and call me biscuit” ????
— KK ???? (@kkcianne) June 10, 2018
"Cut the malarkey"
— James Ross (@ELELCOOLJ_) June 11, 2018
“What in tarnation” ????
— KOD ???? (@lowkey_bih) June 10, 2018
Before they say any of these phrases they be like this pic.twitter.com/NV7NjXuvWv
— Bakz Forazi (@Forazi16) June 12, 2018
“Well I’ll be a hot dog on a stick” ????????????
— ••• (@lkssette) June 10, 2018
