Is it so wrong for the people to want Beyoncé’s twins to have awesome playmates?
I mean, Serena is doing her part.
So when Halle Berry kept putting her hands over her stomach at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball this weekend, is it any wonder people started getting excited?
No, no it’s not.
Just look at what they’re saying on Twitter, just look:
There was surprise:
#HalleBerry trending on Twitter, check why… pregnant? Everybody on the internet: pic.twitter.com/6vsQSmT9wX— SplAshCash (@BlckGrlsMatter) June 5, 2017
Say what now #HalleBerry is what????? pic.twitter.com/pJVFgBUWnh— Luv Wins✊Resist (@luvwins2016) June 5, 2017
There were inappropriate questions:
Me currently trying to figure out who is Halle Berry's baby daddy. pic.twitter.com/OndVDfScEC— Kirsten (@Bothsides_now) June 4, 2017
And answers that went straight to the literature:
Twitter: "Halle Berry is pregnant? By who?"
Me, an intellectual: "I'm tryna give Halle Berry a baby & no one can stop me" pic.twitter.com/tKQ0TmdnRu— dwyane suede (@llcooldames) June 5, 2017
There was shipping and baseless speculation:
I like Common and Halle Berry together. It just seems right. She loved being with him last night. Ooohhhh. Lol pic.twitter.com/Uvuc45hqIw— Thee Almighty Xilla (@BlogXilla) June 4, 2017
And best of all, there was never lying:
Yo!!!!!!!! I don't want to hear a THING from any "seasoned" women telling me my time is running short on having kids. #halleberry— Tareia Williams (@TNicolePR) June 5, 2017
Halle Berry pregnant at 50 means I have PLENTY of time ???????? pic.twitter.com/VMAz0eVMuj— chilly???????? (@islandcuz) June 5, 2017
Hold on though, thirsty Twitterati! Berry was quick to tell everyone to just calm down:
Yeah, you can have a steak and fries, Halle.
Berry already has two children, 3-year-old Maceo and 8-year-old Nahla.
So if it turns out that saying you’re not pregnant is the new saying you’re not running for president, this non-child would be Berry’s third.
So we guess congrats on the food baby?
