These Jaheim hair memes and tweets are out of control...how did we get here?
Today was supposed to be my day off.
Exclusive image of me when I woke up on this Friday, thinking that I had nothing to do.
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But, I saw Jaheim trending and knew I needed to investigate why.
When I took a peek at the shenanigans, I realized my day was over before it even started.
When Jaheim is the number 1 trending thing it means today will be of no substance on twitter lol,— Terrance Knighton (@MisterRoast98) October 21, 2016'
Clearly, Jaheim has been using some sort of wave cap with bionic powers to make his hair lay like a newborn.
Why you mad tho ♂️? pic.twitter.com/LDaLN8bLQX — Jaheim Hoagland (@officialjaheim) October 21, 2016 '
This is my hair I have many choices I'm very comfortable in my skin I can even cut it all & regrow I have choices pic.twitter.com/1ShSeCRRFv— Jaheim Hoagland (@officialjaheim) October 21, 2016'
Because, honestly. Truly. Jaheim experienced a major glowup in the last 30 days.
When someone's on the phone and you here them mention being w/you know'n you where suppose to be OT pic.twitter.com/sntL5v5CM8 — Jaheim Hoagland (@officialjaheim) September 10, 2016 '
I spoke too soon.
The Breakfast Club
Jaheim became the latest subject of entertainment.
And he quickly caught wind that he was talk of the airwaves..and soon to be social media.
I'ma give you a donkey right on yo eye pussy it's on sight pic.twitter.com/PsSdaKhxVO — Jaheim Hoagland (@officialjaheim) October 21, 2016 '
Things quickly escalated on IG.
When I see you face to face it's on sight bro! I'm not calling no names and who ever w/you can get it. I smack Jockeys and KO pussies that come at me indirect facts! Nothing or no one can save you. I'ma beat you the color purple I'ma come to your work place you have to see me. You've been chosen to put these healing gloves on that ass big mouth chump. U gone learn today. #strugglelove
And of course, Charlamagne does what he is notoriously known for..adding fuel to the fire.
RT @officialjaheim: I'ma give you a donkey right on yo eye pussy it's on sight pic.twitter.com/QfD9TBaAaL — Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod) October 21, 2016 '
Why you tweeting yourself? https://t.co/rpDAazHAl4— Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod) October 21, 2016'
Jaheim act like its my fault his hair not long enough for a press and curl...
— Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod) October 21, 2016 '
he happy to gain more followers? I'm so confused. https://t.co/AiI9iWBELP— Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod) October 21, 2016'
But it was far too late. The Internet won this round.
I’m sorry but you can’t tell me that Jaheim don’t look like Holiday Heart pic.twitter.com/cGP92Pdw4M — Boobie. (@QueenKeiko) October 21, 2016 '
Why Jaheim out here lookin like Jamie Foxx in Amazing Spiderman? pic.twitter.com/DZ5GPdW9wN— Guerilla Blaq (@TX_Silverback) October 21, 2016'
I'm not gonna make no jokes on Jaheim because he taught me how to spell on Fabulous when I was 9
— Muscle Flexbrook (@Kontra402) October 21, 2016 '
I saw Jaheim was trending and thought he died, but it's way worse than that.— Petty Nelly (@CocoShaneal) October 21, 2016'
NEW: The Perm Album by: Jaheim Perming My Way Back Perm That Woman 1st Perm In Da Ruff Back In My Perm Ready, Perming, & Able Struggle Perm — 2Cents (@JonesLenai) October 21, 2016 '
Jaheim at a Star Trek convention: pic.twitter.com/d8YoZQTrpc — Matthew Kick (@MatthewKick) October 21, 2016'
Jaheim never went to sleep! He's been tweeting with his satin cap on for a good 12+ hours! HELP ME! pic.twitter.com/iNPbPVJjOo — ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ (@callmedollar) October 21, 2016 '
If Jaheim wouldve shut up & let the slander pass, this wouldve died last night. But no, he had to try to be the Creamy Crack Clapback King.— i be chillin. (@HBfromKC) October 21, 2016'
Both these Aunties got all the family dirt and secrets. Who you trusting to spill it all first? pic.twitter.com/WVeNRDiuxL — . (@ktgonkt) October 21, 2016 '
Stylist: What can I do for you today? Jaheim: I want that David Ruffin from '66 but low in the front— #PrayForBlackLives (@Mo_Rease) October 21, 2016'
Stylist: Say no more, fam. pic.twitter.com/kBT4EWZn2x