Happy November, fam!
Mercury done slipped into retrograde again, and team MAGA is still acting a fool, but we’re still here.
Temperatures are dropping, but y’all still found a way to misplace your chill. You know what time it is. Without further ado, here’s the craziness some of you put on Beyoncé’s internet this week.
Halloween was on Wednesday, and there was no shortage of creativity and hilarity:
He even damaged the package just like UPS. Nailed it https://t.co/b2hmajQPSH
— Wanda Maximoff (@BreeDaAuraGod_) October 28, 2018
guess who ain’t gettin candy https://t.co/npAFPAfKm3
— luis (@ShineMyGold) October 28, 2018
Boo’d Up ❤️ https://t.co/UPLkYsYKJw
— Reyda (@MsReyda) October 30, 2018
happy halloween, just blessing your timeline with a pint-sized @MissyElliott ????????♀️☔️ pic.twitter.com/Hx1T1SqJmn
— carla (@carlawaslike) October 29, 2018
everybody mad pic.twitter.com/5n363z31Fu
— ً (@babyheirandfro) October 30, 2018
By international law you'd have to have a cheer-off https://t.co/cDzBXoBUFm
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) October 31, 2018
Countess Vaughn https://t.co/4XoifhQ9Z0
— Tony. (@SoLyrical) October 31, 2018
$100 to any dude that doesn’t hate women https://t.co/C4OMOLfmV9
— koko (@KokonutRum) October 29, 2018
HE HAS WATCHED FROM THE CRIB AS YOU DO NOT SHARE THE COOKIES AND HAVE HAD THE SNACKS TENDED TO BY THE MOMMY! HE WILL NOT HAVE IT! https://t.co/JVi1mZBoC2
— Kayla likes her Mac next to her Greens Marie (@Maria_Giesela) November 1, 2018
While we were busy being distracted by all that Halloween Black Excellence, white people were out here messing with food again:
I wanna fade whoever is responsible for this trash https://t.co/knvg5lQITY
— Genie Lauren (@MoreAndAgain) October 30, 2018
“White people dont have culture” OK THEN EXPLAIN THIS pic.twitter.com/heJPvviljn
— ᴠɪɴᴄᴇɴᴛ (@vinnybrack) October 30, 2018
But, never let it be said we don't give credit where credit is due:
White people snapped when they made spinach dip I’ll give them that
— sav (@mhsavanna) October 30, 2018
Speaking of food, y'all ready for Thanksgiving?
Well it’s November now you know what that means ???????????????????? pic.twitter.com/aNH5Z2F4O2
— BlackLivesMatter????????????????✊???? (@ILoveBeinBlack) November 1, 2018
This cat knows the true meaning of friendship:
Instant hands. Didn’t even ask questions. https://t.co/oa6nXthUAw
— Mired Madam (@carissarho) November 1, 2018
If you've been around a kid in the past week, you (unfortunately) know all about "Baby Shark" mania:
*Babies when the Baby Shark comes on* pic.twitter.com/UdmGvp7M3z
— phantom phats ???????? (@jazzyphats_) October 31, 2018
When you play “Baby Shark” in front of any child 4 and under pic.twitter.com/Xrsa4SvLIh
— ♕Jon (@iamjonattan) November 1, 2018
"Baby Shark" is nothing compared to all the disappointment we feel watching a Black person f**k up on a game show.
When the black family on Family Feud start yelling out some dumb shit. https://t.co/s01tZGQY8U
— carefreeBLACKgirl???????? (@ILoveYouKavina) October 30, 2018
Cardi maintained her status as a perpetual mood this week:
When the traffic jam suddenly clears up and there was no accident or nothing pic.twitter.com/Xg09u4ENUv
— daughter of sparda (@BUNNYH00D) October 31, 2018
Does someone need to call CPS on this dad?
Lmao one of my OGs disciplining his son in the most brutal of fashion. No pun intended. pic.twitter.com/d3mGtIKqLT
— C-Bäzz The Conqueror (@CbazzThaGreat) October 29, 2018
You know, the end of Avengers: Infinity War was sad and all, but sometimes we really wish Thanos really was out here snappin'.
Thanos was right. https://t.co/NgnPs4qd5W
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) October 30, 2018
In other tweets that were too true:
When blacc men link up & a "na I'm tryna get like u" battle pop off pic.twitter.com/y9jt8IcekS
— OceanGrownTREEZ™ (@OGTREEZ) October 30, 2018
Akon floated a potential 2020 presidential campaign this week. As we reported, the singer isn't sure yet whether he'll run, but someone already came up with a perfect campaign slogan:
I see you winding n grinding up on the polls https://t.co/CrReoD42IM
— spicy pie ambassador (@adventurejub) November 1, 2018
Alright, we're about to let you go, but one more thing …
If you go vote, we will win.
— Andrew Gillum (@AndrewGillum) November 2, 2018
Don't forget to vote!
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