1. His comebacks are on point.
2. He even popularized the precursor to iPhones in the 1980s.
3. He's that one friend you need to be skeptical.
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4. You also need that friend that comes prepared.
5. To be honest, he's the friend you need to keep tabs on your other friends.
6. And cover them with blankets in their time of need.