He came into our lives with a backpack full of beats and dreams. It seems just yesterday we witnessed his chaining into the Roc Familia. We were rooting for Kanye, we were all rooting for him — But, how are we supposed to hold him down when he keeps blindsiding us with random acts of crazy? How?!

I think it’s time we accept that our relationship with Yeezus is a complicated one.  I’m not saying the “Louis Vuitton Don” is completely incapable of controlling his impulses, I’m just saying I can think of 15 things infinitely more probable:

15. Donald Trump winning the black vote

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14.”I Can Love You” remake with Lil’ Kim and Nicki Minaj

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13. Slide-proof DM’s

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12. An Ayesha Curry #SlutWalk

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11. Oprah not being practically perfect in every way

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10. Angela Bassett aging

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9. Kevin Hart getting tired

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8. Gabrielle Union being ‘out-snarked’ by anyone…ever

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7. Kirk Franklin NOT curating his songs.

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6. A millennial with a landline…and a rotary phone

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5. A ‘Dab-less’ touchdown by Cam Newton

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4. A discernable Jaden Smith tweet

3. A shade-free episode of #RHOA

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2. Ben Carson as president

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1. Stacey Dash winning an NAACP Image Award

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