The re-release of an old BBC cartoon documentary about life in Roman Britain has sparked controversy for its depiction of a dark-skinned man. It seems that the very existence of an animated black father as the patriarch of a fictional Roman Britain family was enough to spark a twitter war of intellectuals between Infowars editor, Paul Joseph Watson who argued that the depiction is historically incorrect.

Cambridge classicist Mary Beard, who asserted that the depiction of ethnic diversity in Roman Britain is actually historically accurate.

And with that, the battle began. It wasn't long before philosopher and cultural critic, Nassim Nicholas Taleb piped up to refute Beard's claim that a mixed family could have ever existed in Roman Britain.

The argument quickly devolved from history to DNA to all out personal attacks. All this theoretical ballyhoo over a cartoon, ya'll. Can we live?