The 4th of July has a different meaning for everyone. Some people go all out celebrating their patriotism, while others are just happy to be off work and might watch a firework or two. No matter what this holiday means to you, you deserve a laugh as much as you deserve this break. Here are some 4th of July jokes that you can send to someone in your life and wish them a happy holiday in a humorous way.
Heading to a summer BBQ and don’t know what to say to a stranger or someone you haven’t seen in a while? Whip out one of these jokes to break the ice. Or just have fun reading them and let it count as your celebration. These 4th of July jokes are lighthearted and something anyone could chuckle at or at least puff a little air out of their nose after reading them.
4th of July Jokes
Why did the duck say “Bang”?
Because he was a firequacker!
What do you call an American drawing?
Yankee doodle!
What’s the best kind of tea to drink on July 4th?
Liber-tea!
Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing, it just waved.
How do you start a patriotic fire?
With a sparkler!
Why were the early American settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies!
What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A seasick Uncle Sam.
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he couldn’t lie!
What do you call a snowman on the 4th of July?
A puddle.
What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
Tea-shirts.
What do you call a 4th of July firework that doesn’t explode?
A dud-light!
What do you get if you cross a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A Yankee Poodle!
What was George Washington’s favorite tree?
The infan-tree.
Why do flags never get lost?
Because they always follow directions!
More Jokes for the 4th of July
Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because she can’t sit down.
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on their face, and the other has their face on a bill.
What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
Why did the American flag go to school?
To show its true colors.
How do Americans keep their houses so clean?
They put everything in the Washington.
Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings!
What do you call a nation’s financial problems?
A patriot-ism!
How do you make Lady Liberty laugh?
Tickle her with a feather!
Which dog announced, “The British are coming”?
Paw Revere.
What is the best sport to play on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What did the tourists say when they left the Statue of Liberty?
Keep in torch!
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
On the bottom.
What did the firecracker eat at the movies?
Popcorn.
Why do fireworks sellers love the 4th of July?
Because business is booming.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What did the little firecracker say to the bigger firecracker?
“Hi, Pop!”
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
“You stole my thunder!”
What is George Washington’s favorite football team?
The New England Patriots.
What did one firecracker say to the other?
“You crack me up!”
Kid-Friendly 4th of July Jokes
Why didn’t the American flag go to the comedy show?
It didn’t want to be the butt of the “stars and gripes”!
Why do fireworks always get invited to parties?
Because they’re the life of the spark!
Why did Uncle Sam go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw his sword.
What’s the most patriotic fast food?
Liburger and Fries.
Why did the hot dog refuse to fight in the Revolutionary War?
It didn’t want to relish the battle.
Why did the cookie go to the 4th of July parade?
Because it heard there would be sprinkles!
How do you celebrate the 4th of July with a dog?
You throw them a pup-triotic party!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
Dino-mite!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?
The Boston Flea Party.
What’s Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?
Fire-crackers (but only if they’re not too loud).
Why did the watermelon turn red?
It saw the salad dressing at the picnic!
What do the American flag and a sad candy cane have in common?
They’re both red, white, and blue.
Why did America break up with Britain?
It found the relationship too taxing.
Why doesn’t America knock on doors?
Because it already has freedom to enter.
What do Americans do after winning an argument?
They declare independence.
Fireworks, BBQ, and History-Themed Jokes
Who has to work on the 4th of July?
Fireworks.
Why did the burger go to therapy?
It couldn’t ketchup with its emotions.
Why don’t BBQ grills ever tell secrets?
Because they know how to keep it under wraps.
What did the corn say at the 4th of July BBQ?
“Shucks, this party is poppin’!”
Why are fireworks so good at making friends?
Because they light up the room!
Why did the firecracker break up with the sparkler?
Too much fizzle, not enough bang.
How do fireworks get around town?
They rocket everywhere.
How did the fireworks respond to the funny joke?
I exploded with laughter.
Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree?
Because he wanted to branch out.
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse at night?
Because it was pasture bedtime.
What was the most popular dance in 1776?
Indepen-dance.
Was the Declaration of Independence written in Philadelphia?
No, it was written in ink.
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
FAQs
What do you say to people on the 4th of July?
Any well wishes or acknowledgments of the holiday are usually appropriate for the 4th of July. However, if you are looking for inspiration, you can say:
- “Happy 4th of July!”
- “Happy Independence Day!”
- “Wishing you a fun and safe Fourth!”
- “Have a happy holiday and break from work!”
These are all common and festive ways to acknowledge the holiday.
What is a good quote for the 4th of July?
Here are a few great patriotic quotes:
- “Liberty is the breath of life to nations.” – George Bernard Shaw
- “Freedom lies in being bold.” – Robert Frost
- “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.” – Declaration of Independence, 1776
- “Those who stand for nothing, fall for anything” – Alexander Hamilton
- “In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
Any of these would be a meaningful quote for the occasion.
What is the 4th of July actually called?
The official name for the holiday is Independence Day. It marks the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, when the original 13 colonies declared their independence from Great Britain.
