As Quincy Jones approaches 85 next month, he isn't concerned about holding his tongue. In an interview with Vulture, Jones spilled the tea on Michael Jackson, the Trumps, the Clintons and many more.

Trust us when we say we were shook! You should read the interview yourself to get the full effect, but we've highlighted some tea that burned our tongues and had our eyes bugging.

Speaking about Michael Jackson, Jones says that he was "greedy" and stole many songs including Donna Summer's "State of Independence" and "Billie Jean." Greg Phillinganes, a keyboardist, wrote the c section to "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough." Jones says, "Michael should’ve given him 10 percent of the song. Wouldn’t do it." He also suspects that Jackson's issues with plastic surgery stemmed from the abuse he received from his father.

On the Clintons, Jones says there's a secret side of Hillary Clinton that we don't know, although he wouldn't go into detail. He laughed it off saying that he "knows too much," including who killed Kennedy.

"[Chicago mobster Sam] Giancana. The connection was there between Sinatra and the Mafia and Kennedy. Joe Kennedy — he was a bad man — he came to Frank to have him talk to Giancana about getting votes," Jones says. 

In a shocking recollection, Jones reveals that he dated Ivanka Trump twelve years ago.

"Tommy Hilfiger, who was working with my daughter Kidada Jones has five other children, with four other women, said, 'Ivanka wants to have dinner with you.'” I said, “No problem. She’s a fine m**********r.” She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life. Wrong father, though," he says.

Jones calls Donald Trump a "crazy m**********r" who is "limited mentally — a megalomaniac, narcissistic."

He also says he can't speak on the Bill Cosby allegations publicly, whatever that means. 

Jones makes it clear that racism is the issue he wishes he could fix with the snap of his fingers.

"I’ve been watching it a long time — the ’30s to now," he says. "We’ve come a long way but we’ve got a long way to go. The South has always been fucked up, but you know where you stand. The racism in the North is disguised. You never know where you stand. That’s why what’s happening now is good, because people are saying they are racists who didn’t used to say it. Now we know."

He makes it clear that rock and roll is just white folks biting R&B, saying, "Rock ain’t nothing but a white version of rhythm and blues, m**********r."

When he first met the Beatles, he says that "they were the worst musicians in the world."

"They were no-playing m**********rs. Paul was the worst bass player I ever heard. And Ringo? Don’t even talk about it. 

Lastly, of modern pop, Jones says he remains unimpressed. 

"It’s just loops, beats, rhymes and hooks. What is there for me to learn from that? There ain’t no fucking songs. The song is the power; the singer is the messenger. The greatest singer in the world cannot save a bad song. I learned that 50 years ago, and it’s the single greatest lesson I ever learned as a producer. If you don’t have a great song, it doesn’t matter what else you put around it." 

However, there are a few musicians who have impressed him including Bruno Mars, Chance the Rapper, and Kendrick Lamar.

"I like where Kendrick’s mind is," Jones says. "He’s grounded. Chance, too. And the Ed Sheeran record is great. Sam Smith — he’s so open about being gay. I love it. Mark Ronson is someone who knows how to produce."

Be sure to read the full, messy interview. We're still clutching our pearls.