As world renowned Instagram comedian Karlton Humes says, the "funniest stuff be in church."

A few churches across the country have recently proven no truer words exist by coming up with hilariously clever slogans and quotes for their respective church signs. The holy creativity is entertaining the Twitter streets, in particular.

These signs could even get you heathens in church next Sunday.

In case you needed the reminder…

#churchsigns
Southside in #Kalamazoo, #Michigan pic.twitter.com/IVsMvCpfHy— Darryl Matthews (@CampDarryl) August 19, 2018

We'd hate to be this guy…

Kudos to the sign guy at this Woodstock, Ontario church! #hotwhereyouregoing pic.twitter.com/qIUkTbm6Hj— The Taz Show FM96 (@TazFM96) August 13, 2018

A modern-day version of your mother's "I'll wash your mouth out with soap"…

When you finally see a sign worthy of #thisweekinchurchsigns #churchsigns pic.twitter.com/gMiE30Om4n— BtheQueen13 (@Queen13Bthe) August 16, 2018

Check out this church's theory…

#churchsignsayings #churchsigns #NewJersey #Linwood pic.twitter.com/BdDwmhLuGE— K❌NG_JudasC????bane???? (@KIXNG_JUDAS) August 16, 2018

Mind blowing…

I feel a little better now. #churchsigns pic.twitter.com/7dhN153kG1— Squirrel????Master (@ToasterOfDoom) August 19, 2018

Giving you your Sunday pop music fix…

Happy Sunday from my mom’s church across the street- by far the best church sign I’ve seen in person ???????????? pic.twitter.com/2JUiC8brcS— Allie McCarthy (@AllieMcCarthy18) August 19, 2018

And just so you know, Drake…

When you’re trying to hard to relate to the youths. #ChurchSigns pic.twitter.com/JIOKYCQIui— Haley (@haley_dawn_1) August 13, 2018

See you in church, Sunday!

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