Have you met Ms. Shirleen? She’s the internet’s favorite church mother. Beneath her small frame and fluffy wig lies a woman on a mission. She’s about three things: God, money, and fashion. Can you get on her level?

Ms. Shirleen is the product of Arkansas-native Christianee Porter. The actor, singer and songwriter has become a viral sensation thanks to the character’s antics. What makes her so special?

Here are 11 times Ms. Shirleen dropped a word:

1.  Haters want to see you struggle, but God is going to give you double!

2. Give your children’s edges a fighting chance.

3. You can’t imitate her style, because God is her secret shopper.

4. She’s been cooking since she was 18 months old.

5. Be a missionary because the devil is always busy.

6. Stop risking your lives to be a bad chick (re: waist trainers)

7. She’s not here for Donald Trump either.

8. Still waiting for God to deliver the man she was promised.

9. You’ve got to support your church plays.

10. Stay out of a grown woman’s pocketbook.

11. There’s always time to crip walk for Christ.

Can I get an Amen?

Ms Shirleen Church
Photo: Giphy

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