2016 twitter has no chill and it is only day 6. Women took to Twitter on Wednesday to air their romantic grievances with a little bit of humor (and savageness) and it might make you cry laughing.
As a few users noted, women are flipping the common time-wasting habits of “playas” on its head…
LADIES: It is our year to be the time wasters. Men have been the time wasters since creation. Join me in my solitude and #WasteHisTime2016.
— Yonz (@YonnaMalayshia) January 6, 2016
what girls are saying in these #wastehistime2016 tweets is basically what y’all boys do to us sooo now you can imagine how it would feel
— Miss Jillian.✨ (@jilliandamac) January 6, 2016
#WasteHisTime2016 has proven to me that this is not the year to get a girlfriend. These girls have had enough lol.
— AO ™ (@AaronJOates) January 6, 2016
…and the results are hilarious.
text him goodnight at 9pm then tweet how dry your messages are #WasteHisTime2016
— sensational (@serotoninjunki3) January 6, 2016
finally allow him to take you on a date then after have him drop you off at your other man’s house #WasteHisTime2016
— cyrene tankard (@cyrenelovette) January 6, 2016
Ask him to ‘come chill ‘ but don’t reply when he say ‘what’s your address?’ #WasteHisTime2016
— Geek ✨ (@DONHALOGEN) January 6, 2016
talk to him for months, meet his family, let him spoil you, and when he ask to see your phone say “you’re not even my man” #WasteHisTime2016
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@offlinemena) January 6, 2016
talk to him for months, and tell him you need to focus on yourself. then date his best friend #WasteHisTime2016
— p-lit☹️ (@paytonwhitmore) January 6, 2016
Text him “I miss you baby” and when he replies be like “lol sorry wrong person” #WasteHisTime2016
— فيلا (@Ellsafriqa) January 6, 2016
#WasteHisTime2016 act like you proper like him, when things start to get deep you tweet “there is no boy I’m feeling right now tbh”
— sc: wolfbritney x (@Briii_tarni) January 6, 2016
Hang out with him all day and then when you get home tweet, “damn today was hella boring” #WasteHisTime2016
— A. (@aspensharae) January 6, 2016
Tell him you’re starving and when he gets to your house have your boyfriend get the food from him #wastehistime2016
— RN (@DopeEthiopian) January 6, 2016
Unfortunately, some missed the point:
All this #WasteHisTime2016, that is how you girls will miss your soulmate/husband. It’s 2016 not 1980. pic.twitter.com/ob4INYUy9j
— Deji Burner (@dejiburner) January 6, 2016
Y’all are tweeting everything for #WasteHisTime2016 but then when it’s reversed you’ll be crying for six days straight lmao
— Makunouchi Ippo (@NickJuliannn) January 6, 2016