App Allows Trump Stans To Find 'Safe' Establishments To Wear MAGA Hats Without Getting Cussed Out
Whew, chillay...the Caucasity.
A wise man once said you play stupid games; you win stupid prizes.
In this case, you vote for a racist president; you get branded a racist. Simple, right?
It's not because a member of team MAGA created an even more Caucasian version of Yelp. The app, 63red, rates businesses based on how they treat conservatives or the political views of their owners.
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“I'm trying to position it as an everyday 'where can I go eat safely' app,” founder Scott Wallace told The Daily Beast.
The app asks users questions like “Does this business serve persons of every political belief?” and “Will this business protect its customers if they are attacked for political reasons?” It’s like a reverse Green Book.
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Wallace believes his app will come in handy as the 2020 presidential election approaches.
“I believe that, between now and 2020, we’re going to see the rise of the socialist goon squad,” Wallace said. “I think antifa was nothing compared between now and what’s coming in 2020. And I’m deeply concerned.”
This idea might seem crazy to sensible people, but Trump stans really believe they’re being persecuted. There’s a term for it: MAGAphobia. Indy100 credited its creation to conservative pundit Jack Posobiec, who created a list of warning signs for the far-right.
#Magaphobia: Know The Signs— Author Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) February 25, 2019
- Red hats send you into fits of rage
- Suspecting your neighbors of being KGB agents
- Screaming "traitor" at the TV
- Suspecting midwestern kids of being cryptonazis
- Using your Oscar speech to spread hate
So, a group of people is unfairly targeted because of the way they look? And they want special protections from people who would attack them for it?
Talk about a bunch of special snowflakes.
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