We all remember the glorious day our President had to call out haters that are quick to “pop off” about problems, yet never do anything to help solve them.

Charlamagne Tha God clearly recognizes the greatness of this moment. But he also presents a hypothetical one-upper

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Well, Charlamagne, your prayers have been answered. Almost.

I have attained scientific proof that Hillary Clinton is, actually, “with the sh*ts”.

The evidence to be presented:

When she laughed and gloated about Gaddafi’s death
When she called China out for their bullshit
When she stood by Bill

Moment 1: We came, we saw, he died Bond villain laugh

Wow. And I thought Chief Keef’s “Don’t Like” would be the most gangster video I saw today. But you, Hillary, are a savage. And I love it.

Does everyone remember the swag walk Obama gave after the Bin Laden announcement? This is her version. And it’s amazing.

Moment 2: Women’s Rights are Human Rights

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This was badass. No other way around it. In 1995, Hillary spoke at The Fourth World Conference on Women and tore into China about their treatment of human beings. “It is a violation of human rights when babies are denied food, or drowned, or suffocated, or their spines broken, simply because they are born girls,” Mrs. Clinton said. Hillary wanted to let the world know that the United States will NOT tolerate this BS. Remember, she made this speech IN CHINA. On their turf? Gangster, Hillary. Sh*ts level: 300

Fittingly enough, ordinary citizens were not allowed to see or hear the speech. It was officially blacked out on Chinese television and radio.

Moment 3: When She Stood By Bill

Because she’s way too focused on world domination to let a little extramarital affair get in her way. You can see it in her eyes Photo By: Harry Hamburg/NY Daily News via Getty Images) — Because she’s way too focused on world domination to let a little extramarital affair get in her way. You can see it in her eyes
Photo: Harry Hamburg/NY Daily News

Hillary stood by her man with confidence during the Monica Lewinsky scandal in 1998. Yes, we all know it was a calculated move. But in addition to allowing her to later run for Senate and ultimately, President, it also kept her family together. And that’s a beautiful thing. The Clintons need each other, and everyone seems happy with the decision.

Conclusion: Hillary Clinton IS in fact with the shits. So pop off if you want to.

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Jayson Stewart

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