Listen up! We have something very important to discuss!

Autumn's official start date — September 22, for those in the cheap seats — is quickly approaching.

That means it's time for pumpkins! Sike!

That really means, it's time to fall back into the arms of a bae! 

At a loss on how to snatch you up a boothang? We get it, the competition is fierce. But, we're here to help, fam!

Here's a quick guide to making sure you don't have to run up your gas bill, because your bae will keep you warm at night:

1.
Your Roster Needs To Get Into Formation.

Look, we don't have time to play games! You know your top five rappers, right?

You should have a top five in the roster as well! Make sure you have at least five potential boos you can hit up at a moment's notice. Go forth and prosper, and may the odds ever be in your favor.

2.
Slide Into Those DMs.

Don't get it twisted, there's an art to DMing. A "wyd?" or "hey, bighead?" type of intro isn't enough! Nawl, you have to stand out amongst the rest.

Everyone and their mama is going to start with that intro. Drop them a funny cuffing season appropriate meme or — bonus points — incorporate something they like, whether it's their favorite sports team or favorite TV show. Speaking of TV shows …

3.
Advertise Your Superior Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Prime Game! 

Streaming services are priceless intangible merchandise at this point. If you got that Netflix password, you got a friend in many, many, many, many people hoping to get their hands on it.

Let your potential bae know that your streaming game is undefeated. Next thing you know, they'll be snuggled up next to you … while Netflix watches y'all. 

4.
Coffee And Cuffing Is A Match Made In Heaven.  

Ok, so pretty much every dating or relationship website has listed "the coffee shop" as one of the "places to meet your next bae!" We see their location suggestion, and raise them a seasonal suggestion.

The coffee shops are going to be extra packed in the fall thanks to the nationwide obsession known as "pumpkin spice." Let your future boo know that you taste better, okay?

5. Hashtag Cuffed. 

Never ever underestimate the power of social media.

"It's not just Twitter" isn't just a phrase; it's a lifestyle. If you aren't participating — or at the very least, lurking — in hashtags such as #Twinder or #FineWomenFriday or #BeardAppreciationDay, you're missing out on your potential Halloween hookup.

Trust us, the road to Blizzard Bae is a click away.