Have you ever wondered what your favorite entertainer’s real name is, gone to Google and been surprised by what you found? (If not, you must not have ever wondered what Akon’s whole name is.) In this wacky trend, Twitter users re-imagined celebrity names and created hilarious fake Google searches that would explain why some celebrities decided to cut their titles short. From Cardi B. to Ice Cube, no one was safe.
Cardi B.
— ????????????????????????????????????????????????????. (@supreme_nyles) August 30, 2018
The Backyardigans were named Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha and Austin. The name Belcalis honestly could have fit right in!
Nicki Minaj
pic.twitter.com/iKiYmh7SX6— Spicy Seth (@pimpingtonzzz) August 31, 2018
If you don't get this Nicki joke, please watch the video below. You're welcome.
Ice Cube
i'm losing my FUCKING mind pic.twitter.com/3QEKh8DcwI— ???????????????????? (@RidersOvRohan) August 29, 2018
Icelandic Cubicle could be the name of his next movie.
Eminem
IM WHEEZING SO HARD RIGHT HERE pic.twitter.com/3QC2I7OZGr— Machine Gun Kellyanne Conway (@CentristSlayer) August 30, 2018
Is Clarence truly that far off from Marshall?
J. Cole
It works in Spain too pic.twitter.com/xjuQjKlZxm— Dynamo’s Pizza (@vcia_pizza) August 31, 2018
Coleslaw is disgusting. Don't @ me.
Ne-Yo
pic.twitter.com/Gp4EG6KRxJ— Nino B (@N1NOBROWN) August 30, 2018
There already is, and forever will be, only ONE New York!
Lil Yachty
@lilyachty no Cap pic.twitter.com/OUUuNOlETz— Michael Rewel ⚡???? (@MichaelRewel) August 31, 2018
Why does adding 'ester' to the end of last names make it sound so boujee?
Snoop Dogg
pic.twitter.com/tt8wgyGN8c— Yovani (@YovaniMunoz6) August 30, 2018
Oh, the sophistication!
Bow Wow
pic.twitter.com/asX0yTznZy— rad but sad (@ghostrascal) August 30, 2018
Better known as The Dog Who Cried Private Jet.
Benedict Cumberbatch
pic.twitter.com/QuYU2ZY44K— K-Rose ???? (@KhairuzArrif) August 30, 2018
Honestly, this man's name could have been left alone, and it wouldn't have made a difference.
T-Pain
pic.twitter.com/84bHmoKg0c— Jaynor Martin (@JaynorMartin) August 30, 2018
All that autotune is bound to cause a headache.
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
pic.twitter.com/j2GMpGQN7O— PRINCE$$ (@flakita408) August 30, 2018
He's his adorable baby's rocking chair!
Congrats to Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson For His Third Baby Girl. ????#Beautiful@TheRock pic.twitter.com/z1gPliFe0M— ~Marietta️ (@MariettaPosts) April 24, 2018
P. Diddy
He did pic.twitter.com/jMp2yIpXfO— B D Silva (@thatSilvaLining) August 31, 2018
Diddy, P. Diddy, Puff Daddy… has changed his name enough times without our help.
Lil Uzi Vert
pic.twitter.com/qC3xi12ZXB— ⚓ (@groundsblvd) August 30, 2018
Wait, why is Lilian actually fitting for this baddie?
Jay-Z
Jay Z real Name is Jaynew Zealand pic.twitter.com/Pzbg2CVZLb— Michael Rewel ⚡???? (@MichaelRewel) August 31, 2018
Jaynew Zealand? I mean, he's good on any boulevard!
Ice-T
pic.twitter.com/R3diw0gpGS— going to tweet tall burger every day until you li (@MashAllPotatoes) August 31, 2018
Y'all couldn't at least name him after the good tea?
André 3000
pic.twitter.com/WLF1C3mrD6— Adam Kazwell (@kaz) August 30, 2018
Dang, my mans can't even round?!
Post Malone
pic.twitter.com/YlbJeYumj3— Majo Torres (@majotorresdlp) August 30, 2018
Posthumous? Is he dead?
50 Cent
This is the best one pic.twitter.com/PPQPQ9Fdxd— val (@valerijayo) August 30, 2018
A man who has always been ahead of his time.
Wiz Khalifa
MY BOY WIZ IS MAJESTIC AF pic.twitter.com/C8n8y9JOgJ— Tanner ⛵️ (@bannertarnish) August 30, 2018
This was a missed opportunity to make a Wizard Kelly joke. "Nothin' but net y’all!"
Frank Ocean
pic.twitter.com/nIliFZPsQ2— Jarel Alviar (@jdalvi_) August 30, 2018
Oceanography? I thought he'd be more into tornadoes.
Lil Kim
pic.twitter.com/N6SRQDsljs— Barry Attridge (@barryattridge) August 30, 2018
Y'all are just so petty for no reason!
End of story – we're not sure why y’all are like this or who raised you, but we do know you’re all far too much. These celebrities are just trying to live their lives. But we’re lowkey living for this, so keep them coming!
Now, check these out:
Black Twitter Sounds Off With #BlackestCartoonCharacters
Here Are Some More Must-Read #IfSlaveryWasAChoice Tweets Because Black Twitter Is Just Too Damn Good
