Have you ever wondered what your favorite entertainer’s real name is, gone to Google and been surprised by what you found? (If not, you must not have ever wondered what Akon’s whole name is.) In this wacky trend, Twitter users re-imagined celebrity names and created hilarious fake Google searches that would explain why some celebrities decided to cut their titles short. From Cardi B. to Ice Cube, no one was safe.

Cardi B.

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— ????????????????????????????????????????????????????. (@supreme_nyles) August 30, 2018

The Backyardigans were named Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha and Austin. The name Belcalis honestly could have fit right in!

Nicki Minaj

pic.twitter.com/iKiYmh7SX6— Spicy Seth (@pimpingtonzzz) August 31, 2018

If you don't get this Nicki joke, please watch the video below. You're welcome.

Ice Cube

i'm losing my FUCKING mind pic.twitter.com/3QEKh8DcwI— ???????????????????? (@RidersOvRohan) August 29, 2018

Icelandic Cubicle could be the name of his next movie.

Eminem

IM WHEEZING SO HARD RIGHT HERE pic.twitter.com/3QC2I7OZGr— Machine Gun Kellyanne Conway (@CentristSlayer) August 30, 2018

Is Clarence truly that far off from Marshall?

J. Cole

It works in Spain too pic.twitter.com/xjuQjKlZxm— Dynamo’s Pizza (@vcia_pizza) August 31, 2018

Coleslaw is disgusting. Don't @ me.

Ne-Yo

pic.twitter.com/Gp4EG6KRxJ— Nino B (@N1NOBROWN) August 30, 2018

There already is, and forever will be, only ONE New York!

Lil Yachty

@lilyachty no Cap pic.twitter.com/OUUuNOlETz— Michael Rewel ⚡???? (@MichaelRewel) August 31, 2018

Why does adding 'ester' to the end of last names make it sound so boujee?

Snoop Dogg

pic.twitter.com/tt8wgyGN8c— Yovani (@YovaniMunoz6) August 30, 2018

Oh, the sophistication!

Bow Wow

pic.twitter.com/asX0yTznZy— rad but sad (@ghostrascal) August 30, 2018

Better known as The Dog Who Cried Private Jet.

Benedict Cumberbatch

pic.twitter.com/QuYU2ZY44K— K-Rose ???? (@KhairuzArrif) August 30, 2018

Honestly, this man's name could have been left alone, and it wouldn't have made a difference.

T-Pain

pic.twitter.com/84bHmoKg0c— Jaynor Martin (@JaynorMartin) August 30, 2018

All that autotune is bound to cause a headache.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson

pic.twitter.com/j2GMpGQN7O— PRINCE$$ (@flakita408) August 30, 2018

He's his adorable baby's rocking chair!

Congrats to Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson For His Third Baby Girl. ????#Beautiful @TheRock pic.twitter.com/z1gPliFe0M— ~Marietta️ (@MariettaPosts) April 24, 2018

P. Diddy

He did pic.twitter.com/jMp2yIpXfO— B D Silva (@thatSilvaLining) August 31, 2018

Diddy, P. Diddy, Puff Daddy… has changed his name enough times without our help.

Lil Uzi Vert

pic.twitter.com/qC3xi12ZXB— ⚓ (@groundsblvd) August 30, 2018

Wait, why is Lilian actually fitting for this baddie?

Jay-Z

Jay Z real Name is Jaynew Zealand pic.twitter.com/Pzbg2CVZLb— Michael Rewel ⚡???? (@MichaelRewel) August 31, 2018

Jaynew Zealand? I mean, he's good on any boulevard!

Ice-T

pic.twitter.com/R3diw0gpGS— going to tweet tall burger every day until you li (@MashAllPotatoes) August 31, 2018

Y'all couldn't at least name him after the good tea?

André 3000

pic.twitter.com/WLF1C3mrD6— Adam Kazwell (@kaz) August 30, 2018

Dang, my mans can't even round?!

Post Malone

pic.twitter.com/YlbJeYumj3— Majo Torres (@majotorresdlp) August 30, 2018

Posthumous? Is he dead?

50 Cent

This is the best one pic.twitter.com/PPQPQ9Fdxd— val (@valerijayo) August 30, 2018

A man who has always been ahead of his time.

Wiz Khalifa

MY BOY WIZ IS MAJESTIC AF pic.twitter.com/C8n8y9JOgJ— Tanner ⛵️ (@bannertarnish) August 30, 2018

This was a missed opportunity to make a Wizard Kelly joke. "Nothin' but net y’all!"

Frank Ocean

pic.twitter.com/nIliFZPsQ2— Jarel Alviar (@jdalvi_) August 30, 2018

Oceanography? I thought he'd be more into tornadoes.

Lil Kim

pic.twitter.com/N6SRQDsljs— Barry Attridge (@barryattridge) August 30, 2018

Y'all are just so petty for no reason!

End of story – we're not sure why y’all are like this or who raised you, but we do know you’re all far too much. These celebrities are just trying to live their lives. But we’re lowkey living for this, so keep them coming!

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