If you’re one of the few people on planet earth not watch HBO’s “Game of Thrones” (I’m of course joking; while it’s an international smash, certainly it’s not a series for everyone), but you’re curious enough to want a summary of the first through the 5th season (season 6 just ended), Samuel L. Jackson is at your service.

But even if you have kept up with the series, and know everything there is to know about it thus far, you’ll still get a kick out of this. I did.

The video was published to the HBO “Game of Thrones” YouTube account, so it’s legit, and not some fan-made creation.

In it, Jackson narrates a seven-minute “Beginner’s Guide” recap for HBO, as only the actor can – fully uncensored, so it’s NSFW obviously. Keep your speaker volume low, or better yet, use your headphones if you are at the office, because there’s a lot of cursing by Mr. Jackson as you’d expect. But it’s fun and funny to listen to, while he compresses 5 seasons of information into an easily digested capsule.