It’s no secret that most college students are going to wild out and have at least a little fun as they work toward their degrees; however, one Clark Atlanta University (CAU) student seems to really have his mind on the nooky, as an official “sneaky link application” has seemingly begun circulating around campus.
The five-question form began circulating on Twitter over the weekend, with the user sharing the application and writing, “Clark Atlanta University is NOT a real place… no way someone just handed me this?!??”
The first question is geared toward figuring out the applicant’s “favorite sex position,” and the second one is based on gauging how comfortable they are with having threesomes.
The applicant then has a chance to specify “what penis size is the best” for them, with the options humorously being 3 inches, 5 inches, 7 inches and “all of the above.”
Question four is about getting the applicant to share how they like to get down during sex, with one answer straightforwardly being “Get the thumb.” IYKYK.
Finally, the application culminates with the person rating their “head game” on a scale of 1-10.
Clark Atlanta University is NOT a real place… no way someone just handed me this?!?? pic.twitter.com/lcLbRgywie
— muff (@natariajai) August 29, 2022
In response to this sneaky link application, people expressed that they couldn’t get past the “Get the thumb” option in question four.
Get the thumb?!?? pic.twitter.com/EQ5jxMylIq
— muff (@natariajai) August 29, 2022
“get the thumb” https://t.co/gPPWlh78Qj pic.twitter.com/BWwDn9QLT7
— hbic (@die444lyssa) August 29, 2022
There were also some others who were stuck on the abysmal penis size options.
3 inches don’t need to be sneaking or linking
— slut next door (@elleayevibe) August 29, 2022
8 inches not even an option https://t.co/oh8yHpapxV
— kitty conundrum (@dumbasskylee) August 29, 2022
A couple of users even filled the form out (and yes, they chose “Get the thumb”).
They outta control for even listening 3 inches as an option smh pic.twitter.com/SwWJVxZqGi
— whats big sweetie? (@analchanel) August 29, 2022
this bird app is out of control smh https://t.co/vMvG5TR2aW pic.twitter.com/I44RKSfWHx
— ᴘᴏʀˢ𝒸ₕₑ (@apoteeth) August 29, 2022
The fact that the semester just recently began also wasn’t lost on people, with one user calling CAU “so turnt and burnt.”
clark so turnt and burnt 😂😩 https://t.co/uKwx6FTvsa
— MS.ASSSOBIGLIKETHESUN ☆ (@iamkiyuona) August 29, 2022
The semester just STARTED https://t.co/prX4m4Okhh
— Cozy In My Skin (@FeemilFeeline) August 29, 2022
Finally, we have to shoutout a UT Austin student who proclaimed that they wanted to circulate the application on their campus.
And I’m weird? lol 😂 guess we need to make one for UT Austin now.🧡🤘🏼 https://t.co/wHzpwtObUO
— Lindsey Luna™ 🧡🤘🏼🌵 (@LindseyLuna69) August 29, 2022
It’s worth adding that this sneaky link application began circulating just a couple of weeks after another steamy CAU situation began making rounds online.
As Blavity previously reported, video from a recent party showed an alleged incoming freshman making out with a supposed senior, who is speculated to be a “Que,” aka a member of the Omega Psi Phi frat.
only at clark atlanta university 😭 she so nasty pic.twitter.com/hQWJw140l2
— lulbaadass_ 🤣😍 (@lulbaadkayy) August 13, 2022
What do you think about the sneaky link application, and does your university or alma mater get down like CAU?