Happy Discount Candy Day! Valentine’s Day is over and done with, but we still have a gift for you: the tweets of the week.
The 2019 Grammys were full of Forever FLOTUS and Motown surprises, and had everyone feeling a way.
Good morning to Deloris Van Cartier only whose Motown tribute will remain undefeated pic.twitter.com/NPKB9DDC1Y
— viserra targaryen ???? (@targaryin) February 11, 2019
"Girl you should see this bullshit, they got JLo doing a damn Motown tribute"#GRAMMYs
pic.twitter.com/99u0r2SxAQ— Mr.Hide&GoSeek (@LiveLoveHustle) February 11, 2019
Drake: If you have broke bums with REGULAR jobs scraping their last dollars to come see your show, even though their broke ass missed two student loans payments, maxed out their credit card and can’t afford food, YOUVE MADE IT. #grammys
Me, feeling seen: pic.twitter.com/W23D4ZeAcc
— lack toast and tolerance (@shanejbernard) February 11, 2019
Ashanti in the back during Jlo’s Grammys tribute https://t.co/QZSx3jp8Tz
— m stan (@chamoniIIe) February 10, 2019
As one Twitter user pointed out, men who don't believe in Valentine's Day do believe in avoiding the silent treatment:
All the men who “don’t believe in Valentine’s Day” putting last minute stuff together for their woman. pic.twitter.com/WfFaIHcQVJ
— Natalie C. (@Natalie_Cee_) February 13, 2019
Not everyone is anti-Valentine's Day, however. For example, Russ is a walking Mahogany card. We stan.
This the nigga the main character marry at the end of every Tyler Perry movie. https://t.co/feq1IGhVet
— Money Mani (@broadwaytail) February 14, 2019
President Trump declared a national emergency Friday, kicking off what could be a Constitutional crisis. Which led White House correspondent Jim Acosta to introduce President Pot to former President Kettle:
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) February 14, 2019
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Drug kingpin El Chapo's trial wrapped up this week, but we think the court artist sketched the wrong guy … #freepops!
Now wait a minute!?!? https://t.co/rcSLMkMd0b
— John Witherspoon (@John_POPS_Spoon) February 13, 2019
Twitter had some fun with this clip. Can you imagine knocking a whole car into a river and driving off like nothing happened?
Imagine chilling in your car smoking a blunt scrolling on twitter then the next thing boom u drowning ???? https://t.co/1TexVqsERZ
— HABIBTI (@vintagegvld) February 13, 2019
It's never too early to learn that issa crab eat crab world out there:
Fuck them kids https://t.co/xXnrsZdudI
— Bria Celest (@55mmbae) February 14, 2019
It really isn't right Black History Month is usually only 28 days. Which is why we like this proposal. Red, black and green instead of red, white and blue? We dig it.
Hear me out y’all: let’s do the 2019 Black History Month do-over in July:
1) The weather will be lovely
2) We’ll have time to prepare
3) We can make the 4th of July count for more than PTO and barbecues for the first time in our livesRT if you’re down and I’m dead serious
— Jamilah the Millennial (@JamilahLemieux) February 15, 2019
This Twitter user wondered what happened to all of the scammers he once saw on the platform. We know exactly where they are. They're off selling Skintea.
Haven’t seen any “Wanna turn $300 into $3000” posts in a minute… Y’all in jail?
— Quan???? (@titttieslover_) February 12, 2019
We were reminded once again this week there only one Queen Bey. No one can step into those high heels.
Beyoncé is def gonna have to do the Beyoncé tributes
— Jamilah the Millennial (@JamilahLemieux) February 11, 2019
Cardi B picked up some historic Grammys wins. This sound like Cardi to the staaaaaage …
Three years ago, Cardi worked her last shift as a stripper on her 23rd birthday. Today is now a Grammy award winning artist. pic.twitter.com/IzoMvRUCp3
— Fan Account (@BardiUpdatess) February 11, 2019
Spelling and grammar are important. Buzz buzz, bruh.
YOU MISSPELLED ONE WORD ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HERE COME AKEELAH AND THE BEE
— Torrence De los Santos (@Istrutt_) February 9, 2019
Last, but certainly not least, a great Black mystery was solved this week:
The genie that appears when you “wish a nigga would” https://t.co/kT8R4wHEaE
— #BardiBoyz (@_DuncanOnEm) February 11, 2019
That's it for this week. Remember: whether you have a bae or not, we love you fam.
Don’t each too much candy, okay?
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