For the past seven years, President Obama has celebrated his birthday in proper, stately White House manner, but that ends today. On this, the 4th day of August the year of our lord 2016, we celebrate the 55th birthday of the 44th President of these United States.
With just 168 days left to occupy the residence at Pennsylvania Avenue, it is time to throw him the most turnt, epic, unapologetically black summer time kickback to set it out the right way!
Here are 21 ways we plan to get it in for President Obama’s final birthday as a sitting President:
1. The decorating committee came in last night to revamp the White House art collection with a few original, swap meet, pieces.
2. Wait…Security! How does she always get past Secret Service?
3. Anyway, first things first, cue the entertainment.
4. Can we get Rev. William Barber to come bless this food?
5. And now Mr. President, a special trap karaoke performance by The First Lady, Missy and James Corden.
6. We got Dj Khaled in the back dropping major keys on the ones and two’s.
7. And Puffy in the corner serving the beverages.
8. Wait…who invited Ms. Shirleen? She got Trump out here in the dunking booth on the White House steps.
9. It’s lit!
10. Is that 2 Chainz I hear? Okay, we see you Mr. President. It’s your birthday!
11. These fools done moved the dominoes tournament to the oval office. Ya’ll are out of control.
12. Somebody please come get Terry Crews. Where is his shirt?
13. Ya’ll ready? Auntee Fee is about to bring out the birthday cake.
14. James Wright, you know that pie is not even in season. Stop it.
15. Stevie is here. Time to sing the birthday song, R&B style.
16. Oh snap! Uncle Joe slid through at the last minute for the relay.
17. Ya’ll seen Barry? Hey! Quiet down everbody. Where did the President go? Oh. Well, alright then…
18. Happy 55th Birthday, President Obama. Live it up. We’re going to miss you!
19. Ya’ll hush, he’s about to make a speech.
20. DJ, crank that music back up! Okay, Michelle! Get it girl!!
Is that a challenge!?!?!
21. Jordan, get up off the floor. It’s okay, I’m sad too.
I think I need a moment.
