Just when you thought we've seen it all on Black Twitter. I know y'all remember the showdown when ol' dude was willing to drive miles to Temcula to fight a Kobe hater or literally any fly out story that we knew was going to go terribly wrong from the second we heard the premise. Black Twitter is our modern day soap operas and as much as I practice the art of minding my own business, I live for it. Honestly truly.
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In this week's episode of life comes at you fast, a young woman that goes by @Msixelaa on social media platforms has now gained the title "Uberbae" when she shared a story for one of her driving experiences. As we can all imagine, Uber drivers see the best and the worst of it. They all can write chapter books on the characters they've come across throughout the years. However, how many can say that they've dropped off their boyfriend's side chick to his apartment?
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So straight out the gate she pulls us in with an outline of this rollercoaster of a story..
So I drive for uber why I just pick this girl up and drop her off to a dick appointment and the dick appointment was my mans house ????
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
Obviously, we're intrigued and ready for more. She goes on to give us a little background info.
My man told me he was going to ny to see his mom she's in the hospital he had luggage packed an everything I stayed with him the night befor
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
Ol boy drove off like he was headed to the airport and #Uberbae carried on with her day. Regular.
@Msixelaa fast forward to an hour ago I pick a girl up at the airport she puts the apartment complex in the gps she said she's here to visit
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
She turns out to be a good Uber driver. Light conversation and even shares the aux cord.
Her boyfriend and shes so excited She hasn't seen him in forever blah blah blah I'm relating I'm like yeah my man just left out of town
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
She even gives the girl some water? She deserves all the stars!
We in the car and we just riding she telling me about herself I let her help herself to my dam water In my backseat
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
But then things start to get a little weird…
Anyways fast forward to us pulling up to the gate at the apartment complex I'm like my boyfriend lives out here
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
And s**t starts to get a little too real..
She's like ok I got the number at this point I'm like ok we counting the building numbers down as we are riding through the buildings
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
And by now, our hearts are pounding in our throats..
my stomach starts to drop as we get closer to a familiar building and I see his car outside at this point I'm like pic.twitter.com/c2umQeYxco
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
Then BOOM! S**t hits the fan!
His ass come out the house ready to assist with luggage AND THE DEVIL ROSE UP OUT OF ME LIKE ARE YOU DEAD ASS RIGHT NOW he runs
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
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As I'm sure you imagine, this did not end well for the boyfriend of the sidechick. If you want to hear how the story ended, visit Msixelaa's Twitter page and tell her Blavity sent you.