Talkative children and MAGA mayonnaise unite for another round of the internet's best.
From Taylor Swift's #Mayochella performance to millennial nostalgia and magical children, here are the tweets of the week.
What women do for beauty will frighten you.
How I sound in my head after my wax lady yanks the strip. pic.twitter.com/WRBiwYV7Th
— IG: @azureenicole (@azureenicole) April 26, 2019
Let the children lead and you'll see we're all really just big children.
???????????? niece is BIG MOOD! Fr @ScHoolboyQ might as well put her in the video ????????♂️???? WERK ZAHZAH!???? pic.twitter.com/fNceCQ64FA
— ????have you practiced???? (@PinkyLiberachi) April 30, 2019
When keeping it real gets too real.
I’m dropping her off at the hospital in a fucking wicker basket pic.twitter.com/Qs9MPXp5RI
— Faroshes Nik ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@jacaristar) May 2, 2019
Apparently, white boy can and will jump.
I refuse to let this video of Chris Evans successfully shooting his shot with a black girl die. pic.twitter.com/FZo7DPb2r3
— tony stark ⎊ (@heyyitsjanea) May 1, 2019
Millennial nostalgia be like.
me talking about limewire pic.twitter.com/urbqFabMt1
— ???? (@mattwhitlockPM) April 30, 2019
When the truth is in the context.
“Who all finna be there?” ???? https://t.co/VAx6GtChPc
— Thick Saban ✨ (@RaveenTheDream) April 30, 2019
I can tell you who it's not!
Dear black people, WHO THE FUCK
IS BOO-BOO THE FOOL ????— KY ???? (@_illxxst) April 30, 2019
Y'all don't play nice…
I hope he doesn't beat himself up over it. https://t.co/9rnj4mVusk
— Torraine Walker (@TorraineWalker) April 30, 2019
Very necessary.
Me to Arya stark after watching Ep-3#GameOfThornes
#GameofThronesSeason8
pic.twitter.com/jW1NBSyIqp— Kali Prasad (@kaliprasad98) April 29, 2019
If Taylor Swift and Beyoncé have nothing in common to you, just wait until you hear this brilliant child's breakdown of the two.
#MiniMilah was not impressed by the gentrified “Homecoming” performance tonight pic.twitter.com/iCubMYcMUc
— Jamilah is 34 (@JamilahLemieux) May 2, 2019
The truth in its purest form.
Colin Kaepernick was permanently blacklisted by the NFL for championing civil rights.
Nick Bosa was taken #2 overall in the NFL Draft after echoing white supremacist rhetoric.
America.
— Dylan (@dyllyp) April 27, 2019
No pooping on campus, Sally!
#ilovemyhbcu
pic.twitter.com/VU5d7z6fV4— Screwed Up Click Stan Account (@whoisjjcarr) May 1, 2019
The greatest story ever told.
"Can I speak to your manager?"
"I am the manager." pic.twitter.com/XxSsc1porb— Christina Grace (@C_GraceT) May 1, 2019
Ms. Taylor tried it.
“My daddy Alabama, My Momma Super MAGA” pic.twitter.com/plGJJW92c1
— JeauxVaughn ???????? (@Joveezyy) May 2, 2019
What more is there to say? You tweeted! you entertained! you gave life! Until next week, my people!
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