1. Spontaneity requires extra planning
2. Date nights are non-negotiable
3. Parents hustle even harder
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4. Your tiny apartment is now a tiny obstacle course
5. Parents are weary of everyone
1. I do not want to change a diaper
2. I need to get my savings account off of life support
3. Babies love me
4. Baby vomit is the worse