Former South Park writer Toby Morton is trolling Donald Trump and his family after the President launched an attack on Iran. While people on social media suggested for Trump to send his own son, Barron, to fight against Iran, Morton responded with his own new website: DraftBarronTrump.com.
“America is strong because its leaders are strong. President Trump proves that every day. Naturally, his son Barron is more than ready to defend the country his father so boldly commands. Service is honor. Strength is inherited,” Morton wrote in a sarcastic statement on his new site. “Dog Bless Barron.”
The DraftBarronTrump site is decked with satirical quotes and unflattering images of Donald Trump and his son Barron
Mimicking Trump’s typical boastful tone, Morton wrote a quote showing the President bragging about the idea of sending Baron to war.
“People come up to me, with tears in their eyes, and they say, ‘Sir, you’re the strongest. Send Barron off to war,'” the quote reads, according to The Independent. “I’ve always been strong. Very strong. Stronger than anyone expected. Some say the strongest ever. And strength matters. Believe me.”
Another quote shows Donald Trump Jr. also hyping Barron while exposing his own cowardice: “This moment is really about Barron, okay? Always has been. He represents strength, courage, and service,” the quote reads, per The Daily Beast. “I’ll be honoring that sacrifice in my own way, mainly by talking about it from a safe distance.”
Toby Morton has trolled Trump in the past
As Blavity reported, Morton launched another satirical website in December 2025 to mock the decision to add Trump’s name to the Kennedy Center. Morton purchased the domain trumpkennedycenter.com four months before in anticipation of Trump’s plan.
“Here, tradition is preserved, narratives are curated, and performances are elevated beyond mere art,” Morton wrote in a satirical statement at the time. “What is remembered matters. What is omitted matters more.”