Still recovering from your Thanksgiving-induced itis? Well, sit back, relax and let the digestion roll on because it's time to ring in your weekend with our Tweets of the Week!
Speaking of the holiday, was this Big Boss Uncle at your Thanksgiving table?
You could cut cold butter with the crease in this man's jeans. https://t.co/ehiTENYtvt
— Bey Phi Bey, Philly Chapter President. (@brownandbella) November 27, 2018
We already know the answer to that question. How did Black Friday go for you, though? Did you know it's called that because it's the color of the hole it puts in your wallet?
They ain’t got no Black Friday deals on bills?
— Zee (@CocoapuffKisses) November 23, 2018
“Hello? 911? This Friday’s black.” pic.twitter.com/AqwnbuDMAS
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) November 23, 2018
This man was kind enough to present a masterclass on how minding your business is not only free, but it can save lives. He treated that gun like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park who couldn't see people unless they moved.
This is how I mine my own business pic.twitter.com/qpt7kiJcPX
— TyBone (@TyBone4) November 26, 2018
In "next level petty roommate" news, we present the following:
Wanna hear a new level of “being a shitty roommate”?
I asked my roommate to take the trash out, as I have been gone a week and a half.
She then proceeded to PICK THROUGH THE TRASH AND ONLY THREW OUT THINGS THAT SHE THREW AWAY.
W H A T ?!
— Leah Vasquez (@LV_Eventing) November 25, 2018
If you'll pivot with us to people being petty online, Samuel L. Jackson showed us he even suffers from folks reporting him to Twitter over harmless tweets. Reading his tweet about the problem in his voice will make your day. Shoutout to his hashtag game.
Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahaha,ah ah ah….hahahahahahahaha, some Muthafukka tried it,ahhhhahahahaha pic.twitter.com/qCgAR4VYKH
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) November 28, 2018
Speaking of iconic voices, imagine these two velvety voices beefing.
gonna sound like thunder https://t.co/C5G5p354S8
— Neeks (@MsAmbiguous) November 28, 2018
Who would've predicted Issa Rae's Hot Ones appearance would gift us the perfect visual for what happens when you're in a job interview and the interviewer suddenly realizes you lied on your resume about knowing Microsoft Excel?
Interviewer: your resume says you're proficient at Excel, can you demonstrate that for us right now
Me: pic.twitter.com/Lj2J1yTqnA
— blitz·krieg. (@jamKartel) November 27, 2018
Instagram Stories are for our entire feed to enjoy, but don't front like you don't check on the "who watched" stats to make sure "that person" saw it. This tweet perfectly encapsulates that universal truth with best literature analogy.
Posting a insta story just for that one specific person to see , is the modern day equivalent of Gatsby hosting parties in hope that Daisy would attend
— Shahzaadee (@Shahzaadee99) November 27, 2018
Daisy completely would have held her peace in the following scenario by the way:
He was in a coma. The Dr came in and asked “Who is his girlfriend?”, I and the sis sitting across the bed rubbing his head stood up at the same time. Dr said “I’d give you both a minute to confirm.” ????
One of his friends said “bro this is the time to wake up” ???????????? https://t.co/uOSsQkskc2— Tokito (@TOKE____) November 29, 2018
And then, there was this gem. The paternity test has determined … you're right!
Probably Frank from “Moesha” https://t.co/PdPxqJCsDP
— young gabe. (@antiLACEFRONTS) November 29, 2018
That's all, folks!
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